Pilot messed up

[Like-a-G6]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=786_1173602240

KABOOM

[flyinggreasemonkey]

hit the building?

[bizjets101]

http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief.asp?ev_i ... 1288&key=1

It's an older video, but just another reminder of an accident to avoid!!!

[. ._]

That's why part of the passenger brief is, "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING!!!"

Well, that's what I say.

I'm not working as a pilot, but I'm alive.

-istp

[pilotsteve]

Help somethings wrong with my computer. I can't stop writing in rainbows!!

[niss]

Jesus, How long did that take?

[pilotsteve]

Jesus, How long did that take?

Please tell me you didn't edit that letter by letter.

[iflyforpie]

You both have too much time on your hands....

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[erics2b]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

[erics2b]

When I was 18 I went to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat: an actor, dancer....

[iflyforpie]

Well, I suppose since everybody else is coming out...

[erics2b]

Jesus, How long did that take?

http://tinyurl.com/6ku8k26