You know you are in a crew house when ...

[Liftdump]

also the pic of the fridge and washer is a classic.That is the pic of the year

[Kabloona]

- VHS porn with Ron Jeremy as a young man and the female "star" is older than your mom.
- you don't need to give an address, everybody knows where the "________ house is".
- There is no walk of shame, it's more a badge of honour for the locals.
- Posters and calendars are an acceptable alternative to drywall repair.
- Steam rolling coworkers naked is a sport, not sexual harassment.

[bmc]

How about the polaroid camera in the bathroom, with walls covered with snapshots of bum cigars? (I hesitated sharing that one.)

One of the staff houses had a dog. The dog took to peeing and shitting in the house. You could never go around bare feet or in sock feet. Shoes were a must.

A big party was on one night. One of the residents "disappeared" with a local. Only to be found "entertaining" her in his bedroom. The whole party marched into the room and surrounded the bed, shouting at the couple like they were at a baseball game. Suddenly, two guys picked up the end of the bed and stood it up on end with the couple sliding down in a heap on the floor.

Ok. That's it. No more. What happens in the north, stays in the north.

[Rowdy]

Bahahahaha I knew you were gonna make that comment and post pics... there are also pics of the night a coffee table was commandeered for use as a tobogan! Sadly they identify too many faces Are there any from the evening a certain threesome boxed in captain cranky pants in the basement with cardboard boxes from the northern store??

[Expat]

Ok. You guys already said too much... Now describe a typical birthday party up north...
Waiting...

[Heliian]

...you don't know if that "guy" is a new hire or just a squatter.

...springtime brings about flowers and 6 cases of empty beer bottles from the lawn.

... the living room has been converted to a 3 bunk bedroom with a shower curtain for a door.

[co-joe]

"WHEREZSH DA PIELIT WHOO'S BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE"!!!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

Hell I was half way out the window until I heard the room mates laughing.

[trey kule]

co-joe.. Why?...He said wife, not his sheep

[co-joe]

Wife...sheep, what's the difference. On the 10 point scale you deduct one point for each 2 degrees north of 50 you are. Plus there's a sliding scale for every month there, deduct one point off the requirements. After a few months sheep start to look pretty good. This is known as a "Thompson 10".

Anyway you wanna reason with a large "local" who's under the impression that a pilot in this crew house has been fucking his wife/girl/sheep/whatever? Turned out it was a small newfie with his best deep dark aboriginal voice on stomping his boots down said plywood floored hallway to my love shack, but hey the window had no screen and it wasn't that far to the ground so I was all set to bail out...

[trey kule]

Ah, I get it now....You know you are in a crewhouse when....

"one of the pilots (L) calls the room he has his one on ones. the love shack"

That I would have understood as I can rmember that if I counted up all the women some pilots claim to have enjoyed the charms of, it would be twice the amount available in the town..

[ndt]

Maybe he just rolled them over.

[R985]

the toilet also doubles as a recliner because of the rotten plywood it's screwed onto as giant black ants fall at your feet through the bathroom ceiling fan in the vintage 1960's green and brown single wide (at least 2 broke down, burned out, no window vehicles in the 4 foot grass of the front yard/mud pit) which is equipped with a mouse trap in every corner that brings everyone to their feet to scream in joy at the sound of "SNAP - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" while you chow down on Goulash watchin the tube tellin war stories of the night before. No description needed of the night before!

[Doc]

R985...the toilet doubles as a live well!

[bmc]

"WHEREZSH DA PIELIT WHOO'S BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE"!!!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

Hell I was half way out the window until I heard the room mates laughing.

I remember an evening like that when a local came looking for his wife. The Twotter captain that was "entertaining" her, got caught as the guy bursy into the room. Before the guy could say anything, the Twotter pilot said, "Hey buddy, you're gonna have to wait your turn", not realizing who the guy was.

[Rudder Bug]

"WHEREZSH DA PIELIT WHOO'S BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE"!!!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

Hell I was half way out the window until I heard the room mates laughing.

I remember an evening like that when a local came looking for his wife. The Twotter captain that was "entertaining" her, got caught as the guy bursy into the room. Before the guy could say anything, the Twotter pilot said, "Hey buddy, you're gonna have to wait your turn", not realizing who the guy was.

In which hospital is he?

RB

[oldtimer]

I was lucky enough to only spend part of a year in a crew house and of the "locals" that came to the house, well, all I can say is some pilots are just too lazy to masterbate.

[Rowdy]

I think the line around those parts was

"Its just a warm place to masterbate"

[WetJet]

You know you are in a crew house when you look up from your laptop and see 6 other guys on their laptops too.

[Rudder Bug]

You know you are in a crew house when some idiot pissed on the toilet seat or you find traces of Cheeze-Whizz, mayo, ketsup and butter and jam in your peanut butter jar.

[2R]

You hope that was mayo

[Rudder Bug]

You hope that was mayo

And if it isn't, You know you are in a crew house for real!

[Rudder Bug]

You know you are in a crew house when you wash the bathtub before AND after using it.

[Sulako]

You know you're in a crew house when there are at least six more toothbrushes sitting on the bathroom counter than there are pilots at the company.

[co-joe]

Hail Cesar....and his palace...

[Rudder Bug]

You know you're in a crew house when there are at least six more toothbrushes sitting on the bathroom counter than there are pilots at the company.

And you find out once it's in your mouth and tasting funny, that you've picked the the wrong one.