For the men on this forum

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:59 pm

You should put yourself on Ebay, Haz.

"Holuse Husband or Cabana Boy, Available to the highest bidder"

Just hope that your auction isn't won by a 400 pound gay man.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:05 pm

Now you're giving me ideas...

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:11 pm

This pic will work well with the ad:

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:24 pm

And I want to be the first one to point out the diagrams of the starship enterprise that reside behind this allstar...for those of you who got lost in his eyes

You do have lovely eyes

Benwa · Post by **Benwa** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:34 pm

That door could use a little paint.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:40 pm

We are a Star Trek friendly FBO. I really want to go with Starfleet uniforms but the owners say no

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:47 pm

Do the pilots of arriviing aicraft object when you scan their birds with your tricorder to find out how much fuel you'll be pumping? How about when you fly as a passenger...does your phaser set off the metal detector?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:10 pm

We have to keep the high tech gizmos hidden. Wouldn't want to violate the Prime Directive would we.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:13 pm

I have the same policy when it comes to using my IE spell checker, as you can probably tell from the typos that have been runing rampant in my past few posts. Lieutenant OO-HOO-RA, will you please get that thing working? D@MMNIT JIM, A DOCTOR, NOT A RAMPIE! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUEL A BUG SMASHER!

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:58 pm

Does the mustache come from your mother or your father?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:12 am

Actually it probably comes from my mom's parole officer.

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:49 am

Cute flick. A very definite truth to it. I'm down here in Dallas on a recurrent, and we have to stay an extra day 'cause the sim pooched on us yesterday. My girlfriend was being very unpleasant about it, until I told her that I'd get paid extra for working on a day off tomorrow, and so she should go buy a new shirt or something. (Just to get her off my back.) BIG change in attitude.

And, uh... why are there so many pictures of a big, shiny cranium on here lately?

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:02 pm

gelbisch wrote:And, uh... why are there so many pictures of a big, shiny cranium on here lately? Shocked

Haven't you heard??? they discovered a new planet in our solar system, they call it the HAZA. Not much life on it and no form of intelligence was found. Lot's of Hot air and water though!

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:34 pm

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:56 pm

You got the orbit wrong

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:20 pm

Movie is good...

Calling it an "itchy and scratchy" flick is a compliment...

That comment just supports the movies concept, because if it was made by a "real man" it would have been a $400 million dollar production, right?

Finally, it wasn't one sided, women are like that and guys are like that too, notice he skipped the fat chick.

But we all know women don't just want money, I mean if a guy drives upto a club in a grocery cart he'll get just as many girls as a guy in the Porsche.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:44 pm

Yoyoma wrote:
gelbisch wrote:And, uh... why are there so many pictures of a big, shiny cranium on here lately? Shocked
Haven't you heard??? they discovered a new planet in our solar system, they call it the HAZA. Not much life on it and no form of intelligence was found. Lot's of Hot air and water though!

OH DEAR GAWD!!!

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:15 am

Threads like this one blow.

ZLIN 142C · Post by **ZLIN 142C** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:35 pm

I once knew a guy who said he'd know when he met his ideal woman because she would "rip my head off, reach down the bloody stump of my neck, pull out my still-beating heart and serve it to me on rye." I always thought he was. . .unusual. I think perhaps his soul mate was on that clip.

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:48 pm

SplitS wrote:Threads like this one blow.

Is it because of my link or cause of the queerness that takes over and consumes the thread.

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:28 am

Chantel tower "heavy haza, you are cleared for the back course"

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:00 am

Hey Chantal, if you want to get rid of Haz once and for all, just tell him that you own a 14" strap-on and don't believe in lube. He'll never talk to you again.

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:50 am

LJ Driver,

Your link was great - I enjoyed it.. Its the weird tangential crap other people post that has nothing to do with anything and that drags on and on.... And who needs pics of that bald dude... uuuuhhh Definetely on the fruity side...

Cheers,
SplitS

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:08 am

SplitS wrote:And who needs pics of that bald dude... uuuuhhh Definetely on the fruity side...

Cheers,
SplitS

Sure as hell wasn't my idea. Glad you liked the vid though!

jimdandy · Post by **jimdandy** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:02 pm

Good video. Haza wash ur hands after the washroom. And stop hitting on my FO, he is a HE. Chantel..........mmmmm nice name.