Boot that talibani sounding Muslim lookin thing off ma plane

bmc · Post by **bmc** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:50 am

Classic

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jalees-re ... =fb&src=sp

2R · Post by 2R » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:54 am

Maybe the pilot was a Rangers fan,
Glasgow Rangers ya muppet,no left footers in that football team.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:03 am

We were so happy that we could continue our journey", said Frodo Baggins.

How did a Hobbit get through security

azimuthaviation · Post by **azimuthaviation** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:12 am

"Apparently, there was indeed a Muslim on the plane, by the name of Abdullah Abdullah"

Abdullah Abdullah is a Christian name.

Beefitarian · Post by **Beefitarian** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:18 am

Really? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=abdullah

Moose47 · Post by **Moose47** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:54 am

<<<azimuthaviation Post subject: Re: Boot that talibani sounding Muslim lookin thing off ma pPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:12 pm

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Now that's odd, a couple of Abdullahs I interogated, (oops can I say that word or should I say had stimulating conversations with) were Muslims. Care to tell me how that happened?

Beefitarian · Post by **Beefitarian** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:55 am

Christians probably named them.

azimuthaviation · Post by **azimuthaviation** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:10 pm

Abdullah is an Arabic name, and no Arabs dont "speak Muslim". The word Allah is a pre Islamic word, and Arabs the world over have that name, including Druze Christians and even some Jews from Arab countries. Jesus when he called to God said "Ya Allah" not dear lord or whatever latin term has been used since the Vatican stole Christianity from the early believers. Muslims tend not to use the same first and last name, Christians often do (Sirhan-Sirhan, Boutros Boutros Ghali per example). Some Afghans who only have one name only may use that as their first and last name but thats probably the only examples in the Muslim world. So I dont know who you interrogated, I cant imagine too much intelligence could be obtained by someone who has very little intelligence himself? What language did you "interogate" them in? And god help the organisation that doesnt teach their interrogators to spell interrogators. lol

Brewguy · Post by **Brewguy** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:50 pm

Charlie Brown wrote:Good grief!

azimuthaviation, that was far too serious of a post to a thread that's based entirely on a satirical, made-up news item. Can't you just have a little fun?

Beefitarian · Post by **Beefitarian** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:03 pm

He will have nun of that.

Moose47 · Post by **Moose47** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:08 pm

Hey Az you need to lighten up. I thought you knew it was satire too. Of course I never did interogate oops interrogate any Abdullahs.

If we can get civil here for a moment, what ever happened to the Lebanese Air Force Hawker Hunters?

Cheers...Chris

azimuthaviation · Post by **azimuthaviation** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:44 pm

Three are flying again and are returned to service, the last three in active service left in the world. The bomb bays were modified to be mounted on Hueys and after increasing the length of the skids, 500 lb pounds designed for the Hawker Hunter were mounted on them and dropped over an Al Qaeda controlled camp in the North.

2R · Post by 2R » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:30 pm

Why are there no women prisoners in GITMO ?
Men who are used for women do not count

photofly · Post by **photofly** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:49 pm

Jesus when he called to God said "Ya Allah" not dear lord or whatever latin term has been used since the Vatican stole Christianity from the early believers.

Actually I'm pretty sure he would have spoken Aramaic, which was the vernacular of the time, not Arabic.

azimuthaviation · Post by **azimuthaviation** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:57 pm

Seems the possible leader of the free world cant make the distinction either. A lot scarier than when it was just beefitarian who didnt know any different.

The physician assistant said that Dr. Abdallah was from Lebanon. Cain then talked about how he was worried about the doctor’s religion.

“Oh, Lebanon. My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine. She (the physician assistant) could see the look on my face and she said, ‘Don’t worry, Mr. Cain, he’s a Christian from Lebanon,’” Yahoo! News reports.

Cain then bellowed to the audience, “Hallelujah! Thank God!”

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2011/11/21/ca ... m-lebanon/

Of course he went to a muslim doctor in the end however. After all his god did create the universe and all the life within it but he wasnt about to entrust prayer to save him...

bmc · Post by **bmc** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:38 am

Herman Cain reaches out to connect with Walmart shoppers.

North Shore · Post by **North Shore** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:58 am

bmc wrote:Herman Cain reaches out to connect with Walmart shoppers.

robertsailor1 · Post by **robertsailor1** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:28 am

Too funny

Beefitarian · Post by **Beefitarian** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:45 am

A lot scarier than when it was just beefitarian who didnt know any different.

Hey, don't credit me with that much internet. I'm not that busy online.

Canuck223 · Post by **Canuck223** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:51 am

azimuthaviation wrote:Abdullah is an Arabic name, and no Arabs dont "speak Muslim". The word Allah is a pre Islamic word, and Arabs the world over have that name, including Druze Christians and even some Jews from Arab countries. Jesus when he called to God said "Ya Allah" not dear lord or whatever latin term has been used since the Vatican stole Christianity from the early believers. Muslims tend not to use the same first and last name, Christians often do (Sirhan-Sirhan, Boutros Boutros Ghali per example). Some Afghans who only have one name only may use that as their first and last name but thats probably the only examples in the Muslim world. So I dont know who you interrogated, I cant imagine too much intelligence could be obtained by someone who has very little intelligence himself? What language did you "interogate" them in? And god help the organisation that doesnt teach their interrogators to spell interrogators. lol

Isn't the former PLO terrorist ordered deported decades ago named Mohamed Isa Mohamed?

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:58 am

And the guard outside my house with the Kalashnikov, keeping watch at night, is called Mohammad Ahmadullah. So what? I sleep anyway...

azimuthaviation · Post by **azimuthaviation** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:52 pm

Expat wrote:And the guard outside my house with the Kalashnikov, keeping watch at night, is called Mohammad Ahmadullah. So what? I sleep anyway...

ya there were 700 000 muslims in the 2001 canadian census, most own guns, most know how to use them. But the nespapers arent full of headlines of massacres on canadian streets by gun wielding islamic terrorists... Strange how that has worked out

grimey · Post by **grimey** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:17 pm

Yea, came can be said for pretty much any religion or race, Muslims and Arabs just have the misfortune of being associated by the media and general public with several prominent terrorist groups, whereas most other religions aren't. Shockingly, most people simply want to raise a family, have a decent job, and live a decent life.

TeePeeCreeper · Post by **TeePeeCreeper** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:30 pm

azimuthaviation wrote:
ya there were 700 000 muslims in the 2001 canadian census, most own guns

My bullshit meter says not.

robertsailor1 · Post by **robertsailor1** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:35 pm

Misfortune my butt. The Muslims deserve the credit because only a "real believer" would be crazy enough to strap bombs on themselves and push the button.
That said there are crazy's in all religions and certainly most Muslims are peaceful and law abiding people.