Rapture! Earthquakes reported around the world!
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Rapture! Earthquakes reported around the world!
FAIL
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Complete with fire-breathing dinosaurs!


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Touch wood, days not over yet.
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Wasn't supposed to start till 6pm PDT,
Still got time for hookers and blow!!
Still got time for hookers and blow!!

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The FSM saved the world again!!
RAmen

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So when can we lynch mob these false profit$?
Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
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Better do a roll call to see who's still here. Present.
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The real reason it didn't happen....a flying elbow off the top rope........Thanks Macho Man Randy Savage 

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GOOD NEWS for the UNBELIEVERS ..... His travel itinerary is with US Airways, the low bid for the honour of being the "rapture preferred travel provider"....and his flight was cancelled due to insufficient load with a unconfirmed booking for the Tuesday flight to heaven, so you heathen have a few more days to live......
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+1culver10 wrote:The FSM saved the world again!!RAmen
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+1culver10 wrote:The FSM saved the world again!!RAmen
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They may be off on the date, but this year is off to a bad start...and it continues...
Everything is an the cards, earthquakes gallore, tsunami, volcano, twisters, and a forecast of strong hurricanes, and a near-earth comet in the fall...
For all those who die, it is the end of the world...
Everything is an the cards, earthquakes gallore, tsunami, volcano, twisters, and a forecast of strong hurricanes, and a near-earth comet in the fall...
For all those who die, it is the end of the world...
Success in life is when the cognac that you drink is older than the women you drink it with.
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Harold Camping - a nutjob
, surrounded by nutjobs
, influencing even more nutjobs
http://articles.boston.com/2011-05-20/n ... nbelievers



http://articles.boston.com/2011-05-20/n ... nbelievers
Say, what's that mountain goat doing up here in the mist?
Happiness is V1 at Thompson!
Ass, Licence, Job. In that order.
Happiness is V1 at Thompson!
Ass, Licence, Job. In that order.
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Uh-oh, volcanoes erupting:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13487858
Plus, I just heard a police siren outside.
Ahhh! Oh, noes! I just soiled myself!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13487858
Plus, I just heard a police siren outside.
Ahhh! Oh, noes! I just soiled myself!