"During a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, an absent minded chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane and a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane."




"The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic. He patched the plane together and FLEW IT HOME!"


A little spray paint would have topped it off nicely.

Nothing shocks me anymore..