Great quotations

Nightshiftzombie · Post by **Nightshiftzombie** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:26 am

May the Force be with you.- Obi Wan Kenobi

Today it is all about STAR WARS

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:55 am

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-Winston Churchill

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:33 am

Diplomacy is the art of saying " nice doggy " until you can find a big rock

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LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:34 am

Aviation related..... " To some, the road less travelled looks like a landing strip "

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Dyck Hertz · Post by **Dyck Hertz** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:42 am

"Facts....They can be used to prove anything!"

Simpson, Homer J

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:51 pm

To follow that up:

"Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that."
-Homer Simpson

FSS · Post by **FSS** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:13 pm

The race is over, the rats won...

TheWings · Post by **TheWings** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:48 pm

When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.

- Leonardo da Vinci

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

- Plato

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Thu May 19, 2005 6:35 pm

A couple from Frank Zappa:

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole will get one.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of governance in the next.
Abraham Lincoln.

If you are what you eat, that fcuker should stay off the fruitcake.
Sounds like Hunter Thompson.

Dyck Hertz · Post by **Dyck Hertz** » Thu May 19, 2005 6:51 pm

TheWings wrote:When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.

- Leonardo da Vinci

now i know why i work long hours and get paid dirt....that old da vinci was pretty smart....if i ever have to go back to work in a factory i'll be crying all the way there but my "eyes will be turned skyward" unless of course i see some hot brunette with a nice rack

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu May 19, 2005 8:14 pm

"Five dollars! I can ger blown for five dollars!" - Axel Foley in Beverly hills Cop.
"Its a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got, and all that he is ever gonna have," Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.

CarbIce · Post by **CarbIce** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:07 am

"The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."

Winston Churchill (I think...)

hz2p · Post by **hz2p** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:34 am

"Eagles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines" - attributed to Brian Mulroney, who would know.

talkinghead · Post by **talkinghead** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:43 am

"Lead, follow or get the hell out of my way."

....dont remember who said it.

AOW · Post by **AOW** » Fri May 20, 2005 3:47 pm

"My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honor. I believe it is "peace for our time." Go home and get a nice quiet sleep"

- Neville Chamberlain, on the steps of 10 Downing Street, 30 September 1938, on his return from meeting Adolf Hitler at the notorious Munich Conference

AOW · Post by **AOW** » Fri May 20, 2005 3:51 pm

... And as a good follow up to my last one...

"War is evil, but it is often the lesser evil."

- George Orwell

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:24 pm

Looks like Churchill's winning as the most quotable!

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill

Driving Rain · Post by **Driving Rain** » Sat May 21, 2005 7:29 am

If ignorance is bliss are you happy? Alfred E Neumann

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:59 pm

I'm kinda partial to "What, me worry?" by the same guy.

wollypilot · Post by **wollypilot** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:05 pm

"I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollypop."

- 50 Cent

pencilneck · Post by **pencilneck** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:24 am

"My cats breath smells like cat food."
- Ralph Wiggum

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:38 am

"Food goes in here." -Homer's inner child.
"It suuuuure does." -Homer

wollypilot · Post by **wollypilot** » Sun May 22, 2005 11:34 am

"I am so smart: S M R T."
- Homer Simpson

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Mon May 23, 2005 1:29 pm

To alcohol...the CAUSE and SOLUTION to all of life's problems.

HOMER

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:18 pm

Looks like Homer's quickly catching up to Churchill.