Stupid sayings.

[LearjetJoe]

If it floats or flies it is going to cost you money.

That's not exactly what I heard

[justwork]

If it floats or flies it is going to cost you money.

That's not exactly what I heard

I believe it's "if it floats, flies, or f----... it's cheaper to rent"

[Dash-Ate]

"I will do anything for a buck!"
Digging outhouses? sure. Washing owner's wife's car ? A-ok.

[All Sides]

[quote="LearjetJoe"][quote="All Sides"]If it floats or flies it is going to cost you money.[/quote]

That's not exactly what I heard[/quote]


Well it was edited for some our more sensitive forum members.

[adhc2]

the runway was kinda short but sure was wide

never land a float plane further away from shore than you care to swim

[CamAero]

One of my faves'; After an terrain / overload / short-runway-t/o type accident,

"The aircraft failed to meet the pilot's expectations..."

Many will recognise the source of the above quote.



CA

[Expat]

"Random control inputs produced random oscillations."

[Liquid Charlie]

Might need to be a DAK driver to appreciate this one -- "Spring locked in the fuc_ked up position" and of course the famous "Fuc_kall on the dials except the makers name"

[chesty]

How about:

The hardest thing about flying is knowing when to say no.

or:

After over a half a century of flying no one ever died because of my decision not to fly.

HAHAHAHA. What do you think of that Charles?

[esp803]

-Props are for boats and boots are made for walking in the water.

Props may be for boats, but jets are for hot tubs

[mbav8r]

"Don't bother checking the weather we're going anyway" and "We'll get in or die trying"

[adhc2]

new airbus driver..............Whats it doin now?

seasoned airbus driver............ Oh its doin that again

[CFR]

new airbus driver..............Whats it doin now?

seasoned airbus driver............ Oh its doin that again

You can say that about the G1000 system as well!

[Aeronaut7]

Remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous?

[Liquid Charlie]

Remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous?

Damn I don't think there is anyone that old on this site -- not even CAT -- not even the Wright Bros -- lmfaooooooo - shit -- Napoleon died of Syphilis --