Great quotations

Shtinky · Post by **Shtinky** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:36 pm

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university."

Wiggum, Ralph

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:54 pm

life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Forrest Gump.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:58 pm

I'm not 100% sure but I think it was Churchill while at a party was very drunk. A woman there said to him "Sir you're Drunk" to which he replied " Maam I am drunk but you're ugly and tomorrow I will be sober"

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:00 pm

LOL bandaid, bet you never heard this

"Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was a Freak like me"
Pussycat dolls

um "Words are only words show me something more"
Rob Thomas

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:50 pm

ah yes, were do I begin.

wolly,
to continue on yours "comeon baby pull your pants down just a little bit"
50 cent

Chicks dig guys with skills, like nunchuck skills, liger drawing skills
Napolean Dyanamite

and my signature, yes I love that movie

yok driver · Post by **yok driver** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:24 am

"Jumped , humped , born to suffer. Made to undress in the wilderness."
-Jim Morrison

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue May 24, 2005 9:37 am

Live is such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:08 am

I have this one framed in my office:

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world." - Albert Einstein

swede · Post by **swede** » Tue May 24, 2005 3:45 pm

" Illusion has replaced reality " - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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