Casting Call

yok driver · Post by **yok driver** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:17 am

After seeing the show Family Business I have decided that filming porn would be a great sideline. I need actors/actresses to get this going.
I have the Astroglide already!
Cheers, The Driver

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:55 pm

I will be the male star only if pure n' innocent will be my meathole....errr...co-star.

bizjet_mania · Post by **bizjet_mania** » Wed May 25, 2005 3:41 pm

there goes the breakfast, lunch and dinner

PA31 Driver · Post by **PA31 Driver** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:26 pm

lmfao

Pure n' Innocent · Post by **Pure n' Innocent** » Sat May 28, 2005 5:42 am

Hazatude, the only way I would let you use my "meathole" is if i get a FULL body shot. I have seen your face, thats not enough HAZATUDE!!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:52 am

Anything for the opportunity...

http://www.hazatude.com/news/data/upima ... 27_017.jpg

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:25 pm

Most computer geeks would airbrush the zit on your leg out for free.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:35 pm

It isn't a zit. It is a battle wound I received at work.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:36 pm

You may want to keep all open wounds closed in the presence of Miss Innocent there.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Sat May 28, 2005 4:28 pm

P n'I lives in the dirrrty hammer too ?

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Pure n' Innocent · Post by **Pure n' Innocent** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:37 am

But if anyone else thinks they can handling "The Pure N' Innocent" lets see it!

... · Post by **...** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:45 am

Pure n' Innocent wrote:Sorry baby,....but that ain't going to cut it!
ONE: that pose really makes you look gay and I don't swing that way!
TWO: You should really get that herpies looked at because its spending down your leg.....

For a person with a name handle like yours...I don't see the comparison.

However on the topic of medical opinions. Is it a bad thing to have a rash from the top of my knees to my hairline on my head? Should I have this looked at? I'm just asking for a buddy is all

Pure n' Innocent · Post by **Pure n' Innocent** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:49 am

Sorry baby but that ain't going to cut it!
ONE: your posing like your a total fudge packer!
AND TWO: you should really get that herpies look at because its spreading down your leg

hz2p · Post by **hz2p** » Tue May 31, 2005 8:42 am

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:23 pm

So do I get the contract or not?

Charles the Equestrian · Tue May 31, 2005 4:14 pm

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:34 pm

Listen...

I more than meet the requrements, so I should get the job. Do I have to pay a porno training bond up front or something?

yok driver · Post by **yok driver** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:53 pm

Well Haz you can apply but I would require a deposit up front to cover any "short comings" you may have. You would need a cool porn name, and I would have to find someone who is willing to work with you.
Reliable wood is good.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:57 pm

Pure n' Innocent will see the light once I buy her dinner and take her for a ride in my Cruiser.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:46 pm

Just be sure to hold her plastic tray for her while she gets a refill on her pepsi.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:50 pm

Nothing wrong with Fast Eddies for dinner. $20 and you're stuffed full of wonderful goodness.

Tower Dudette · Post by **Tower Dudette** » Tue May 31, 2005 8:49 pm

I think you're cute Haz...weird but cute.

Pure n' Innocent · Post by **Pure n' Innocent** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:39 am

I think tower dudette wants alittle hazatude!!!

Tower Dudette · Post by **Tower Dudette** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:10 am

Pure n' Innocent wrote:I think tower dudette wants alittle hazatude!!!

Negative.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:58 am

Maybe after some tequila in Hess Village, and a Harvest Burger?

That SHOULD work, right?

I'm rootin' for ya hazatude!

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