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goingmach_1
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Pilot Fable

Post by goingmach_1 »

Someone sent me this, I have no idea who the author is but its funny:

The Fable of a Happy Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"


And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew fighters all over the
world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted
flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and
dated women half his age and drank Wiehenstephaner German beer and
Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support
or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftovers, potato
chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while
he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool.

And he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
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Johnny#5
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Re: Pilot Fable

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:lol: thats about right...


Though one could end the story as:

...and died alone of syphilis.

:rolleyes:
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...drank Wiehenstephaner German beer and
Captain Morgan...and blew enormous farts...
Cause and effect right there. :D
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Post by MikeGolfEcho »

Johnny#5 wrote::lol: thats about right...


Though one could end the story as:

...and died alone of syphilis.

:rolleyes:
...with a HUGE smile on his face :smt040
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Tinker
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Re: Pilot Fable

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Geeeeze guys,,,,, that's nothing to clap about.
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Some guys do all that while they're married...although their status is probably up for a change.
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Post by pelmet »

I know where your friend got it from....and he changed some of the wording.

http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/495700- ... pilot.html
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goingmach_1 wrote: ...drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted
flight attendants...
He earns enough to own a car?!?! And big breasted flight attendants..., ours f/a's can't chew food anymore without dentures :lol:

What airline does he work for??!? I'm in!!!
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Re: Pilot Fable

Post by Darkwing Duck »

sanjet wrote:
goingmach_1 wrote: ...drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted
flight attendants...
He earns enough to own a car?!?! And big breasted flight attendants..., ours f/a's can't chew food anymore without dentures :lol:

What airline does he work for??!? I'm in!!!
This one
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