The Dress Hazatude Thread!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:26 pm

Which of the following combinations of new Winner's clothes should I wear to the stag and doe Friday night?

A)

B)

C)

D)

Thank you in advance for your most valued input.

HAZ

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:35 pm

scotothedoublet · Post by **scotothedoublet** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:36 pm

I'll vote for A, it's very manly, notice how your pup cowers behind you questioning his own sexuality. As my mom would say...sharp.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm

I agree...go with A

Btw...has anyone ever told you that you kinda look like Gord Downey ?
...take pic #2, shave the goat and your head....pick up a guitar and start telling us what the poets are doing !

-=0=LIR=0=-

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:13 pm

Hi...

Can I get 2 cheesey chilli burritos, an enchilada and a side of Guacamole? Please...oh oh sorry...Por Pavor!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:20 pm

Tu es muy loco. Maricita.

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:11 pm

It's like a car wreck... it's so horrifying but I just can't help but look...

scm · Post by **scm** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:33 pm

Definitely A

Miss Mae · Post by **Miss Mae** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:54 pm

Choice A

Pratt · Post by **Pratt** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:22 pm

(A) would be my choice.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:18 pm

A

If you're outside having a smoke, you don't want the skitters biting your legs.

I say keep a jacket in the Cruiser in case it gets chilly.

-istp

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:39 pm

I like the artwork in your hallway.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:34 pm

Bunch of Lemmings.

Go with B, I find pajamas are the most comfortable for evening wear - and you can sleep anywhere, you're already dressed for it.

bee tee · Post by **bee tee** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:43 pm

Dude don't go with B. Because...

You'll look like a baker (no chick wants a baker, because (A) she'll be alone everynight or (B) she'll be forced to eat buns all day) or even worse you'll look like a male nurse.

Go with A or D. Those outfits scream: "Hello ladies, I'm Haz, would you like to party'hardy in my Cruisa'ruiser?"

(Or you could send an e-Mail to the dudes from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," they would help you out.)

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:35 am

Utva wrote: (Or you could send an e-Mail to the dudes from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," they would help you out.)

I thought we were already playing the game Straight Plan for the Gay Man. Why else would he be modeling on a pilot web board

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:48 pm

40% of all commercial pilots are gay according to AOPA.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:08 pm

Yea well your job is to service the aircraft NOT THE PILOTS. So get er' right the next time I fly in.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:15 pm

I drink EX.

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:17 pm

Woman's opinion= A

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:28 pm

lilfssister wrote:Woman's opinion= A

So. You come here often?

bizjet_mania · Post by **bizjet_mania** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:41 pm

Looks like you decided on sandals? you're wearing them in every pic.

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:04 pm

Haza: Not as much as I used to, but I'm on a posting binge tonight for some reason

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:10 pm

haz, looks like the EX has gone to the gut,
pic B shows that well.

However go with C,

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:35 pm

lilfssister wrote:Haza: Not as much as I used to, but I'm on a posting binge tonight for some reason

Well I am interested in you all of a sudden.

petite · Post by **petite** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:48 pm

Ladies of the House vote A. The White outfit freaks us out and the plaid shorts and sandals are just wrong.
Have fun and make sure to ask the girls if they've had all their shots.