Things pilot say but don't really mean

[Big Pistons Forever]

Honey, Of course I love you more than my airplane !

[Lost Lake]

Nice Landing.

[Colonel Sanders]

We were out of cloud at minimums.

[PositiveRate27]

I actually kind of like flying the Metro...

[angry inch]

"Welcome Aboard"

[Panama Jack]

Interview Answer:

My weaknesses? Well, you know, sometimes I just keep myself to too-high a standard because I really want the company to succeed. I think I just care too much.

[frozen solid]

"You're not? That's odd, we've got mode "C" selected. I'd better "recycle" it. There, is that any better?"

[Rockie]

I'm not tired.

[digits_]

"Of course we have the airfield in sight."

"Oh, you mean 1500 ft on QNH [insert correct value]"

"I hope I am not boring you with this story, feel free to interrupt me anytime, but .... "

[Maynard]

"It's your leg, you can do what you'd like"

[jump154]

"I've got 2 hours booked, so I'll be home about 8, 8.30 at the latest."

[Magnetron]

Passengers come in super late
Pax: Sorry we ran a little late

Pilot: "Oh no worries!"

[CFR]

I'll just sit and be quiet, you won't even know I'm here!

[Beefitarian]

Most pilots are nearly ready to retire. When that happens there will be a huge shortage.

[iflyforpie]

Don't worry...

[BE82]

I dont care if the FAs aren't good looking, i just want them to do their job

[MrWings]

This will be a quick turn-around.

[ScudRunner]

It's not about the money.

[GUMPS]

I told my FO to put the gear down...

[Doc]

I take everything I read on AvCanada as gospel.

[Shiny Side Up]

"feel free to ask me any questions."

[Tiny Voices]

I think you'll find that I pretty much stick to the SOP's.

[Magnetron]

I GOT THIS!

[JMACK]

Oh enough about me already, lets hear about you........

[photofly]

We have just experienced a catastophic loss of power from our single engine, but I'm entirely confident about my ability to land this airplane in that field down there and there's really no need to worry.