Things You Will NEVER Hear A Pilot Say...

[pdw]

This flight was too smooth.

[Doc]

Check out the hot chicks working at the Northern Store!
Going to get lucky in YPM tonight!
Think I'll buy some property in YPM and retire.
Could you pick me up a package of Depends?
I love the smell of Hostess chips in the morning. Smells like victory!

[Adam Oke]

I love hearing "any conflicting traffic please advise" on the radio.

[LousyFisherman]

No more beer for me, thanks

[CFR]

Feel free to help me as you see fit. Why not start by setting the squawk code?
Why yes I am a pilot! But you should talk with Jim, he's an accountant which is far more interesting.

[Beefitarian]

I kind of got stuck doing this. I really always wanted to work in a mail room.

[Gorgons]

No no no...I insist, I'll get this round... and the next!

[JMACK]

I love hauling buckets of chicken in my PA31

I love hauling bails of chat cutt or mirah out of Wilson field into Mog West......LOL

[13820]

I really respect you mechanics! I think you should be paid more.

[Tail-Chaser]

You know, I still look forward to Kraft dinner every night.

[crazy horse]

"Nah, my life is boring. Let's talk about you."

[hoptwoit]

I was wrong.

[Go Juice]

Wow the taxiways in YEG are really smooth!!!

[Rudder Bug]

'Boy that METAR predicted the weather perfectly'!

[ant_321]

I love working 14 hour duty days!

[Xander]

Boy that cockpit is clean.
Boy that windshield is clean.
My reflective vest really helps my personal safety.
My management degree really helps my situational awareness.
Boy those crew meals are delicious.
Thanks!
The FAs are an equal and integral part of the aircrew, they should be paid more.
Boy that is good marshalling.
Boy those ground crew are efficient.
I really like those automatic parking machines in YYZ.

[FighterPilot]

No

[trampbike]

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[trampbike]

I'm lost.

[Lurch]

This airplane is too fast

Rumour is this is what MRU thought about the Cougars

[iflyforpie]

Is that why they got those toy twins instead?

Oh, right... on topic.

I'd rather fly the 172 than the twin.

[oldtimer]

AAHH SHUTUP!!!!

[Xander]

I hate my job....

[StratusSmoke]

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

[MrWings]

My passengers arrived early. Can we bump my departure time up?