Ok so passengers are paitently waiting on a plane for it to get moving...all of the sudden they see the Capt and First officer making their way up to the front of the plane and they are both blind...they go into the cockpit and close the door and lock it....the passengers look around and have a nervous chuckle thinking that this is all a joke...the aircraft then starts up and makes its way to position on the runway...the plane then starts to roll faster and faster down the end of the runway and the passengers with window seats notice that at the end of the runway there is nothing but ocean...the plane keeps rolling and as the airplane gets closer to the end of the runway the passengers change from being relaxed to panicing and they start to scream...all of the sudden the plane rotates and takes off climbing smoothly into the air....meanwhile the Capt says to the first officer...geez one of these days there gonna scream to late and were all gonna die....
ok well i tried


