Redneck dictionary

[cargo_guy]

Saw this on the internet. Thought I'd share in case you ever end up flying in the southern States:

As an aid to travelers, some of the more common phrases/words are presented here so that y'all may communicate:

AIGG (noun)
Something a fowl (such as hen) lays
Usage: "Ma, how much aigg money ya git this week ?"

AINTS (noun)
An insect thru-out the world; lives in colonies
Usage: "That boy's got aints in his pants"

BAG (verb)
To plead
Usage: "He bagged her to murry him."

BUB (noun)
an incandescent lamp
Usage: "The lite bub done burned out agin'."

CHEER (noun)
A piece of furniture
Usage: "Keep that danged cat outta my cheer."

DAINTZ (noun)
A social event where couples move to music
Usage: "I'm a-gonna go to the Daintz Sattiday nite."

DRASS (verb)
to put on clothing
Usage: "She was drassed fit to kill"

DRECKLY (adverb)
right away; soon
Usage: "A rose is a purdy flar."

FANCE (noun)
A boundary marker; wood/metal to enclose land
Usage: "Who's that hanging ahrund the horse coral"

FARRED (noun)
dismissed
Usage: "He got farred from his job."

FLAR (Noun)
A bloom on a plant or bush
Usage: "A Rose is a purty flar."

FURRINERS (noun)
Anyone not from Texas
Usage: "Damn furriners oughtta larn how to drive."

GRAIN (noun)
A color
Usage: "She was grain with envy"

HEP (verb)
to assist
Usage: "Hep me understand this now."

HERN (possessive pronoun)
3rd person feminine
Usage: "It ain't his'n, it's her'n."

LAK (conjunction)
similar
Usage: "Dog's so plum lazy, it's lak he'd ruther sleep than eat."

NAR (adjective)
of limited width
Usage: "Damn door's a-getin' too nar to fit thru."

NACK (verb)
to kiss
Usage: "Let's sat a bit on the parch and nack."

NUP (adverb)
Negative response
Usage: "When she axed me out, I just said 'nup'."

ORMY (noun)
A branch of the military
Usage: "We Texans are willin' to fat in the Ormy."

PURDY (adjective)
pleasing or attractive
Usage: "That Sally-Mae's one right prudy filly."

RAH CHEER (adverb)
in this place
Usage: "I was borned rah cheer in this town."

RANG (noun)
a circular band
Usage: "Danged fool aisked Sally-Mae to murry him then couldn't ford no rang."

RAT NOW (adverb)
immediately
Usage: "I sed go git 'em boy, rat now."

SHAR (noun)
A brief period of rain
Usage: "Wish-in' it wud shar some and cooled thangs off a bit."

SHURF (noun)
a local or county law enforcement officer
Usage: "Hey Ma! Here comes the Shurf."

TARD (noun)
fatigued
Usage: "I'm-ah plum tuckered out."

THANK (verb)
Ability to cognitively process
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have some mailk."

WORSH (verb)
To cleanse
Usage: "Boy -- go worsh-up for supper."

[Redneck_pilot86]

hahaha...scary how many of those I understand without the definitions.

[PatDaPilot]

I'd also like to add
-Mayonaise
Usage: Mayn'thes alot of people here.

-Yewns
Definiton: You plus 2 or more people

and my personal favourite:
-Ahight
Definition: a positive response
Usage:- Hey John you wanna go to the mall?
-Ahight!

[. ._]

And

FAH- The truck was on fah, and I had to call the fah deportment.

[bigred]

heres one from the biggest redneck here Me
Witchadidja
hey you didnt bring your wife witchadidja

[Rowdy]

Git'er dun!

[Babel Fish]

European (think about it)

[The Flyer]

stay where your at till I comes where ya too by'