I'm not a pilot however...

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:23 am

lesbain or not. Real picture or not. I dont care. The avatar is hot whether it is actually her or not, cant we just all relax and just stare at the hot girl, or switch it up and stare at hazas' contribution to this site. (by the way, thanx haza). Ive seen that utva has a new one as well.

But let me say for the record, i support gay marriage, as long as they are both female(and hot)

hz2p · Post by **hz2p** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:42 am

Anyone who believes that Tower Dudette's avatar is really her probably also still believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Still, it's nice to dream, isn't it?

Tower Dudette is likely either:

1) a 300 lb, cigarette-smoking, bingo-playing woman with a moustache in sweatpants, or
2) some guy laughing so hard he's peed his pants.

punk · Post by **punk** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:02 pm

hz2p wrote:Anyone who believes that Tower Dudette's avatar is really her probably also still believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Still, it's nice to dream, isn't it?

Tower Dudette is likely either:

1) a 300 lb, cigarette-smoking, bingo-playing woman with a moustache in sweatpants, or
2) some guy laughing so hard he's peed his pants.

oh my gosh....hz2p..you actually have a sense of humour!!!

ZBB118.10 · Post by **ZBB118.10** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:24 pm

I agree with Hazatude 100 % there are far worse things to get your dander up over!

Yep, I can get my "dander" up by going to way more exciting(!!!)

websites than this one......hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:03 pm

Not to stir the muck up too much, but... I think its funny that a woman is only hot until she turns a guy down - then she's a bitch!

I'd also like to point out that rightly or wrongly, Tower Dudette did make his/her point.

When men hear (or see) a women's voice (or suggestive avatar) they automatically set out to pursue the hotness of the individual.

Please don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. As a pilot (who is in a relationship with a pilot) I am well aware of the simplicity of men. (sorry hun!) In fact, I have learned a lot thanks to my significant other!

So much, that'd I'd be tempted to say, C'est la vie!

- Isis

Scuba_Steve · Post by **Scuba_Steve** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:33 pm

Hah this thread has been amusing, I too have often wondered at the 'hottness' of a female controller I am speaking with on variour freq's. Yep Sorry ladies, guilty as charged. If any of the ladies out there were to ever be flies on the wall of any given cockpit in any given 2 crew a/c , with any given 2 dudes, you'd turn red from the baseness of the chatter in no time

Yes we men are often simple folk, but he its fun isn't it?

Tower Dudette · Post by **Tower Dudette** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:40 pm

No matter what, when I am at work on the mic, I am professional. When I am handling aircraft movement, I expect the same level of respect from 'professional' pilots.

Ever people watch when you are in a bar? Why do guys make a play at the female bartenders/waitresses?

You men corner the bartender/waitress and try to chat them up, when there are a ton of available women in the bar itself.

The same applies here.

This site is for information exchange and for fun!!!

I'll entertain any good humoured jokes, and thought provoking conversations on this site. Please be pleasant & professional on the airways.

AND kindly be respectful of female pilots. I don't know too many pilots; however, most of my pilot friends are men. They tend to act like idiots and disrespectful toward the female pilots they work with. Not a good example of professionalism in this industry if someone unassociated to aviation were to eavesdrop into their conversation.

Airtids · Post by **Airtids** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:49 pm

Isis wrote:Not to stir the muck up too much, but... I think its funny that a woman is only hot until she turns a guy down - then she's a bitch!
- Isis

Isis, bitch and hot are not mutually exclusive categories. Actually, some of my best friends are bitches that are hot. Absolutely gorgeous, but I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemies.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:37 pm

Tower Dudette wrote: Ever people watch when you are in a bar? Why do guys make a play at the female bartenders/waitresses?

You men corner the bartender/waitress and try to chat them up, when there are a ton of available women in the bar itself.

The same applies here.

I'm going to have to interject here for a sec...having worked in the bar scene for a couple of years and being guilty of the above offence I can tell you exactly why men do this and it's pretty simple

1. Usually wait and bar staff are rather attractive

2. Asside from being attractive they are hired for their personalities. They have to be well grounded, be able to handle themselves, be pleasant and fun, but above all, drop the attitude.

Most women in bars are either so pessimistic or cop an attitude when your just trying to be friendly and meet new people. They expect you to be a jerk and you have like 1:30 seconds to break down every stereo type they have of men... who would you rather start a conversation with ?

Now I'm not saying all women here, but if you make the comparison to the friendly bartender or wait staff that don't have that attitude and are fun to talk to... who's going to be the first one you hit on ?

... just my opinion through experience.

-=0=LIR=0=-

ZBB118.10 · Post by **ZBB118.10** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:41 pm

Most women in bars are either so pessimistic or cop an attitude when your just trying to be friendly and meet new people. They expect you to be a jerk and you have like 1:30 seconds to break down every stereo type they have of men... who would you rather start a conversation with?

Well said LostinRotation...isn't that sooo true! What is it with that?! All women on the bar scene nowadays seem to have the ice maiden syndrome. No class either, and even if they outwardly look classy, the attitude destroys that.

What ever happened to the good old days??!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:06 pm

sorry folks.. only mildly retarded.. that was s'possed to go as a PM.. can someone delete both of these posts for me now? THANKS A BUNCH!

The Flyer · Post by **The Flyer** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:33 am

Hey I picked up my wife to be in a bar, and she wasn't working there. Maybe it was me

, you guy's just need better lines and moves

tundratire · Post by **tundratire** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:09 am

the reason they are ice cold or pessimists is because we(boys)have dug our own grave by the way we treat the opposites....i mean cmon.....always going after looks first....not thinking before hand and checking out other girls in the presence of other girls...not putting ourselves in there shoes............jesus most of our resumes look like shit in this category.....

If it was reversed...wouldn't u have that first impression lurking in the back of your mind everytime a girl came up too u?

Face it boys we have our work cut out for us at the bar because of own fuc.k ups.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:46 pm

tundratire wrote:the reason they are ice cold or pessimists is because we(boys)have dug our own grave by the way we treat the opposites....i mean cmon.....always going after looks first....not thinking before hand and checking out other girls in the presence of other girls...not putting ourselves in there shoes

A. You watch entirely too much Dr. Phil

B. How do you think women look at you...you think they say " He seems to be an intelligent, sophisticated, free thinker " C'mon, join the real world...your judged by your build, grooming, clothes etc...the same way we judge who we find attractive....

Except PA-31.. I'm told he goes by smell

-=0=LIR=0=-

tundratire · Post by **tundratire** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:04 pm

this is dr.phil

FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:52 pm

I had no idea HAZ was a WEB-SLINGER! He makes a better Peter Parker than Tobey.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:01 am

Thanks bro. I just signed on to do three films.

FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:55 pm

Have the writters make your villans: The Rhino, Electro, and Venom. Those are the 3 best villians not already portrayed in a movie IMHO!

FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:20 pm

.......and by the way, nice jugs. mmmmmmm JUGS!

shankdown · Post by **shankdown** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:42 pm

Why do men hit on waitresses? Easy: They're the bringers of food and beer. Simple as that.

Now we have THAT question answered...

Soooo, Tower Dudette! I'm sorry I haven't responded to your recent string of romantic PM's. I haven't been around much, as my time has been getting divided up between canvassing for a handful of local charities, taking french lessons, studying air regs, and also for my ATC entrance exams. We'll have much to talk about if I decide to take you up on your offer! To answer some of your questions, yes, I've installed a brand new beer keg in my kitchen, and cleaned out its lines. Yes, of course I keep freshly cut flowers in my bathroom... and they're normally red. On the record, all my leather furniture in synthetic. Off the record, I wrangled those damn bulls with my own hands and skinned em myself. I butchered em, too

What celeb to I most resemble? Well, I get told often I look like Brad Pitt, but my jawline is far more chisled... as is my body. So I don't see the resemblance. Oh ya, no... I don't think we're doing enough for Africa's development. And yes, I land a smooth airplane. The last one I threw down, the captain didn't even wake up! Anyways, I hope I've covered all your queries. I look forward to your next romantic PM!

Shankdude

rightseatwonder · Post by **rightseatwonder** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:08 pm

shankdown you just blew it!! you admitted you're a copilot! girls go for the 4 bar boys!

lol

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:14 pm

*taps shoulder*

shankdown · Post by **shankdown** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:30 pm

Tower Dudette is in love with me. I think one of these days I'll post some of the romantic PM's she's been sending me. They've been getting more regular, too. She must have heard rumours of a fourth stripe being added to my eppaulette's. Either that, or she's heard rumours of a potential move to Ontario for good ol' Shankdown

Its ok, Tower Dudette. The feeling is sometimes mutual.

Shankdown

ps. If nothing else, her Avatar is strewn generously around this entire string, so enjoy the re-read.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:44 pm

Her avatar is great. Thanks for brining this out of the archives.

-istp

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:37 am

I second the observation of my astute collegue, istp.

I also have damning infromation to share. I am not an attractive man. (istp can verify this fact) I have very poor fashion sense. If I go to a bar, it is solely for the purpose of drinking, I don't even bother trying to pick-up (with the exception of looking after 'the friend' for my friends... you're welcome btw...)

Recently my step-mom bought a bunch of clothes for me. (stop laughing the store was going out of business and she can't resist a bargin)

I wore said clothes to the bar, gel in the hair... all the tricks. Lo, and behold! I was flanked by a couple chicks promptly. Now I'm not complaining, but I will say this, this would not normally happen.

So I will say that women are jsut as shallow if not more than men. I'm a nice guy, I open doors and say hello to strangers. But without looks, that means shite.

(Now for everyone who thinks that story is real, give your head a shake, I'm freaking gorgeous!! I was just illustrating a point! I have game wardens after me for exceeding the limit, I take home so much tail...

)