Best "Simpson's" Quote

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:58 pm

duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem. oh yeah.

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FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:02 pm

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.

I think we need more beer. Ya, we need to get more beer.

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:31 am

2 bux get you 1 more round you stupid clown drink it down and then you're on your ass....

Super Ninentendo Chalmers.

K-A-T

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:55 am

Saxomophone

CAPGEN · Post by **CAPGEN** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:49 am

Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax… a horse, with the head of a rabbit, and the body, of a rabbit.

I miss Lionel Hutz....

--Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law--
Works on Contingency, No Money Down

LH: "Ahhh, they got this all wrong!" (pulls out marker)

--Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law--
Works on Contingency? No. Money Down!

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:11 pm

I'd like to report a shotting.
Chief Wiggan: You got the wrong number.
Isn't this 911
Chief: Ahhhh, no..... it's 912.

FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:55 pm

Yoyoma Wrote:

Saxomophone

Viomolin........Tubamoba

Babel Fish · Post by **Babel Fish** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:22 pm

Ralph:"...and the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose-bleeds if I keep my finger out of there."

Go Guns · Post by **Go Guns** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:51 pm

From "Tales From The Public Domain"
Flanders - " Now throughout history when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

wrenchturner · Post by **wrenchturner** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:14 am

I'm sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go for those backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little bit curious, but the answer's no.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:16 am

Stupid sexy Flanders!!

5x5 · Post by **5x5** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:45 am

Lisa to Homer:

"Listen to him. He's a man of science and you can barely read."

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:54 am

Homer's love letter to Marge:

"Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit.....they got these big chewy pretzels here that are allyoucaabrrr FIVE DOLLARS?! Get out ah here......"

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:04 am

Homer: My name is Mister Burns...I believe you have a letter for me!
Postal dude: OK, what's your first name Mr. Burns...
Homer:...I don't know...

bush pilot · Post by **bush pilot** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:14 am

I like the drunk note!

However here are mine.

Dentist: Ralph... have you been brushing 3 time's a day?
Ralph: Yes Dr. I have.
Dentist: WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES!
Later
Dentist to marge: Has Lisa been wharing her retainer
Marge: Yes
Dentist: LIAR!

To the bee mobile, You meen your chevy! Yes!

Homer And Scorpio

Homer: I was thinking of getting Hammocks for the boys
Scorpio: Hammocks, thats a great Idea, you know where to go for that! Their's Hammocks are us, Hammocks Hammocks Hammocks, and then sally's Hammocks, You know the best part is that Sally will actually sit in the Hammock with you.
Homer: O ya there all over in the Hammock district!

Homer: hey I ahve never seen this room before!
Scorpio: Yeh its kind of a private room Homer what can I do for you.
Homer: I was just lookinf for some sugar for my coffee
Scorpio: (Reaching into his pockets finds some loose sugar) Here you go Homer
Homer: Thanks
Scorpio:(reaching back into his pockets) would you like any cream?
Homer: Hesitates and says No!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson

I could go on but you get the point!

I watch to much simpsons

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:33 am

bush pilot wrote:Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Classic!

Tubthumper · Post by **Tubthumper** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:16 pm

...on the golf course:

Mr Burns: "....no, you idiot! Use the open-faced club! The sand-wedge!"
Homer: "mmmmmm ........ open-faced club sandwedge...."

Dr.Piper · Post by **Dr.Piper** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:31 pm

"You smell like dead bunnies"-Ralph
and
Chief Wiggum "Think you can get this car home?"
Barney: "Sure thing, giant beer!"

TenForTwelve · Post by **TenForTwelve** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:18 pm

Mr. Burns as he refers to his slant drilling rig: "Pretty soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with it's precious fluid........ almost sexual, isn't it Smithers?"

scm · Post by **scm** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:34 pm

Woman: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Man: It's free.
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Man: It's this weekend.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost?
Man: Um, it's free.
Homer: I see, and when is it?
Man: It's this weekend.
Homer: And what are you charging for this free weekend?

Groundskeeper Willie: All right Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.

bush pilot · Post by **bush pilot** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:49 pm

My other Fav is when Homer is in the witness relocation program and has been given a new name but does not answer to it during the questioning. Doen any one know how exactly the sceen goes I cant remember the words to all of it.

Youngback · Post by **Youngback** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:09 pm

Witness Guy: All right Mr. Simpson, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and I push down on your foot, you smile and nod, Got it?

Homer: No problem

Witness Guy: Hello Mr. Thompson ( while pushing on foot )

Homer: ........................ ( whispers to other witness guy) .... I think he's talking to you.

bush pilot · Post by **bush pilot** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:56 am

Positively marvelous, and it only took 40min.

RB-211 · Post by **RB-211** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:34 am

Willy: 'You used me Skinner! There is no such thing as scotchtoberfest!'

Homer: 'Marge send the kids to the neighbours I am coming home drunk'

GARRETT · Post by **GARRETT** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:36 am

Homer quotes

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Best "Simpson's" Quote

Wiggums rules!