I'll be happy when _____

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:31 am

For all us miserable SOBs, here's a question:

I'll be happy/satisfied when ________?

Feel free to put in all the sexual inuendo you want but the question is aviation career related.

If youre happy smartypants then answer this:

Im happy/satisfied because _________?

Caring about the state of canadian aviation for almost 10 years
SplitS bootyshake

phillyfan · Post by **phillyfan** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:37 am

When those penis enlargement pills start working.

N2 · Post by N2 » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:20 pm

I finally get back some of my investment in aviation!

180 · Post by **180** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:24 pm

I'm happy/satisfied because life is good!

dewpoint · Post by **dewpoint** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:26 pm

I dont think none of us are ever gonna be happy. Mainly because we are a bunch of lazy backstabbing whinners that only care about flying a bigger plane and nothing else. well, most of us anyway.

Shotgun Chuck McCoy · Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:37 pm

I like toast.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:39 pm

When and if I can retire with both my mind and body in tact. When I can look back at my career with pride, and grow old gracefully with my bride. Sappy huh. She's not even looking over my shouder.

dewpoint · Post by **dewpoint** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:50 pm

dont really know about you but most of us will have to work at an esso on the run or something after we retire. Or perhaps a pizza dinner.

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:34 pm

When..... I can look back on my career and have a sense of accomplishment in canadian aviation.

Or

When I'm an ExPat and I don't have to pay the government anymore taxs.

Or

When I'm in the United Arab Emerits on contract making sweet coin flying B777.

neiva · Post by **neiva** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:10 pm

when... I land my first job in aviation.
when ...after help a friend to land a first job in avaition, he succed

groo · Post by **groo** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:57 pm

when: someone finaly pulls the pin on AC and we can rid ourselves of this union cancer

because: it's gonna happen in the next 2 weeks or less

Mr.Potatohead · Post by **Mr.Potatohead** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 3:24 pm

How nice that you wish for thousands of people to lose their jobs. Nothing but class.

dctthefield · Post by **dctthefield** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:17 pm

... I work 40 hrs a week and make more than $9/hr.

WJGirl · Post by **WJGirl** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:53 pm

I'll be happy when my boyfriend, who moved up north, actually starts to fly because then he'll be happy and stop his complaining.

N2 · Post by N2 » Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:58 pm

WJGirl, pilots never stop complaining didn't anyone ever tell you?

WJGirl · Post by **WJGirl** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:03 pm

I wish I had been warned. He goes to work and kisses the ass of people he doesn't like to make them happy, and then comes home to me and makes the person he likes unhappy by complaining. What's the deal with that?

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:15 pm

Wasnt that exact thing mentioned in another thread???? mmmm

N2 · Post by N2 » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:58 pm

WJGirl just two words...ear plugs!

twinpratts · Post by **twinpratts** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 8:42 pm

If you don't know how to be happy with what you have now... it probably won't happen EVER, no matter what you get

peeelot · Post by **peeelot** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:18 pm

My wheels leave the ground dosen't matter if it's a 150 or a 737 as long as I am in the air

Special K · Post by **Special K** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:26 pm

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

ADIRU · Post by **ADIRU** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:58 pm

The public Golf Courses opened today in Calgary.

Go Guns · Post by **Go Guns** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:21 am

I was pretty damn happy when Thompson lifted from 3/8 of a mile and I relieved myself of the thought of spending the night in Thicket Portage.

It's all about the small victories

islander · Post by **islander** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:48 am

To live off flying. Not the porshe nor the mansion but the tercel the appartment and the kraft. That's my dream. I currently work a ridiculous 120 hrs a week (of which 50 are duty hours) for 3 employers and I'm still living paycheck to paycheck, that my friends is the dream.

... · Post by **...** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:09 am

Britney Spears leaves my house.....

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