Smelly Girlfriend?

invertedattitude · Post by **invertedattitude** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:12 pm

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niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:26 pm

Can they make one that tastes like spearmint?

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:50 pm

cpt sweet'njuicy wrote:Ive come to the conclusion that the vagina is designed to smell like something between ass, rotting cabbage and armpit. To fight this is a waste of money. Like everything on the human body there is a reason for it. We smell and look a certain way because of millions of years of evolution. You know at some point men will have no hair, we dont need it anymore. Woman will always have hair because it makes them more attractive and they will be able to draw the alpha's in a group and make stronger babies.

An excellent example of this is the shape of the penis. Whether you are cut or not makes no difference here. The fire hat shape of the end of a human penis is designed for one purpose. When the penis goes into the vagina it is designed to push past other mens ejaculate and once done, it can then, upon withdrawl, scoop out that unwanted sperm and increase the chance that the current suitors efforts will be rewarded with a child ( if you call a wailing infant a reward). Now, how long do you think it took for nature to alter the end of the penis to this shape because of other men ejaculating in your womans vagina. Nature must have known for a long long time that this was taking place. How many instances of this promiscuity had to have taken place for nature to reshape the end of the penis....cell by cell...generation by generation of multiple partners...ages upon ages of whoring around and finally the pefect design to handle a problem created by nature itself.Think about how much sex is required to make that change..... thats alot of whoring around So, its a good thing society came around to stop all that monkey busines. Now our penises can make the trip back to the smooth pointed shape that they should be.

Now I know theres alot of you guys out there who have a piece of metal on your finger and piece of paper saying that she is the one for you and only you...but I remind you of the millions and millions and millions of years required to give you your firehat. And now ask yourself this, can this level of deep rooted, basic to the core behavior be all of a sudden halted in the last 400 years? Can pulling everyone into a church with a cake and drunken good times arrest this aching desire to have multiple partners? notice any change in your penis shape husbands?...me either

If someones vagina tasted like spearmint I might be very worried. back to WoW

Dude, you really reached me there. That's right on man, right on.

2low · Post by **2low** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:53 pm

My thoughts exactly!

Meatloaf · Post by **Meatloaf** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:06 pm

That's Cloudcounter antidote. Turned my frown upside down.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:22 pm

I though the penis was shaped the way it is to keep your fist from flying off the end and smacking yourself in the face if you became too exuberant.

2R · Post by 2R » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:45 pm

There have been many studies that prove Siddley right

Napolean used to write Josephine 'I will be home in a week do not wash'

Is that why they are called cabage patch babies ???

"Her lips are sweeter than wine " Song of Solomon

West Coast Swell · Post by **West Coast Swell** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:20 am

That comment you made Siddley Hawker
was totally funny. Ahhhhh .. I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

shimmydampner · Post by **shimmydampner** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:56 pm

cpt sweet'njuicy wrote:Ive come to the conclusion that the vagina is designed to smell like something between ass, rotting cabbage and armpit. To fight this is a waste of money.

Actually it can vary greatly depending on diet, hormones and genetics, or so I'm told. So for a guy, it's kinda like russian roullete when it comes to what you might run into with any given girl. Sounds like you've had a long streak of unlucky though, my heart goes out to you.

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:13 pm

cpt sweet'njuicy wrote:When the penis goes into the vagina it is designed to push past other mens ejaculate and once done, it can then, upon withdrawl, scoop out that unwanted sperm

That has to be the most disgusting thing I've read. And I've read some gross ass shit. But I suppose it could be true though.

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:12 pm

Bees prevent other males from introducing sperm into the female by plugging the female... by way of an exploding penis. That's gotta suck. You get laid, and then your dick explodes.

(actually many insects leave hard plugs to prevent others from mating)

GO EVOLUTION!!!!

On the subject of smellyness, buddy if it smells that bad, you need to get out of there, something ain't right. It shouldn't make you run for the hills.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:20 pm

It would sure be interesting to have a look at the women S&J gets up close and personal to, to sniff, judging by his experiences.

KISS_MY_TCAS · Post by **KISS_MY_TCAS** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:49 pm

Cat Driver wrote:It would sure be interesting to have a look at the women S&J gets up close and personal to, to sniff, judging by his experiences.

Easy enough to explain. Manitoba hasn't discovered soap yet.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:52 pm

Nothing like a good dose of drippy dick after doing the foul smelling broads

If she showers regularly and eats half decently (read: isn't 400lbs of junkfood eating monstrosity) You should be fine.. and if not.. somethin in there aint right

l_reason · Post by **l_reason** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:15 am

Good God man if it smells that bad move along to the next one. Do your part to change woman on the evolutionary level (just as their whoring around has done to us). From my experience woman like the one your describing are almost extinct

. Do your part not to put future generations of men through what you have suffered. DO NOT procreate with them!!!

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:36 pm

Who said anything about actually procreating?

I would rather die trying

Anyway I'm surprised that Haz has not offered to set up a free ladies "clinic" at YHM to check - as a pubic, err public service...

ocnek · Post by **ocnek** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:35 am

Never have oral sex with a woman when her private parts smell like a dumpster.

--By the great Canadian Peter North.

... · Post by **...** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:13 am

ocnek wrote:
Never have oral sex with a woman when her private parts smell like a dumpster.
--By the great Canadian Peter North.

Also known by his good friends as...Alden Brown

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:24 am

I am Birddog wrote:
ocnek wrote:
Never have oral sex with a woman when her private parts smell like a dumpster.
--By the great Canadian Peter North.

Also known by his good friends as...Alden Brown

Did you guys go out to eat?

Widow · Post by **Widow** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:04 pm

Make no mistake gentlemen, your scents and flavours also often leave something to be desired. Beyond the basics of hygene and diet, some semen is just too darn salty.

...smell like something between ass, rotting cabbage and armpit

Are you sure you haven't given her a yeast infection by doing her with an unclean penis?

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:26 pm

Widow wrote: Are you sure you haven't given her a yeast infection by doing her with an unclean penis?

Absolutly classic!

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:34 pm

niss wrote:Can they make one that tastes like spearmint?

Actually tasting like juicy fruit would be more apt.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:37 pm

shitdisturber wrote:
niss wrote:Can they make one that tastes like spearmint?
Actually tasting like juicy fruit would be more apt.

I figured you for liking juicy fruits !

That one was wayyyy too easy..

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:42 pm

Rowdy wrote:
shitdisturber wrote:
niss wrote:Can they make one that tastes like spearmint?
Actually tasting like juicy fruit would be more apt.
I figured you for liking juicy fruits !

That one was wayyyy too easy..

I'd try to explain to you about the fruit of a woman's loins etc but it'd obviously go right over your head so I won't waste my time. Although it is a bit odd that you thought of homsexuality right away; something you want to get off your chest Rowdy?

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:53 pm

shitdisturber wrote:
I'd try to explain to you about the fruit of a woman's loins etc but it'd obviously go right over your head so I won't waste my time. Although it is a bit odd that you thought of homsexuality right away; something you want to get off your chest Rowdy?

Yeah.. You're girlfriend! hahaha

I'm just giving you a hard time buds