The person below me

corporate joe · Post by **corporate joe** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:59 pm

Qué?

TPBM thinks Bob Barker has been dead for years and if you look close enough, you can see the strings holding him up

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:04 am

True. Kinda creeps me out how everyone kisses him

TPBM talks to their pets about how the dust is conspiring against them.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:33 pm

False, but the radio keeps talking about me but every time I get close enough to hear they cover it up by playing music.

TPBM stands in front of the mirror and has a conversation with themselves

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:03 am

True. Dr. Phil told me to in a dream.

The person below me likes eggs.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:34 am

TRUE. and they like me.

The person below moi thinks they left the stove on and needs to go check if they did...

Babel Fish · Post by **Babel Fish** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:20 pm

False (I think)...but if I did, well then the hotel is burned down by now.

The person below me knows something fun to do in Wichita.

TG · Post by TG » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:23 pm

Yes, it's called FAA#296

The person below me will tell us if he had his bum splashed with water during his last crap.

wrenchturner · Post by **wrenchturner** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:56 am

false

TPBM thinks that TG has brought this thread to a new low

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:39 am

False, TG addressed a situation that plagues us all!

TPBM Knows what im talking about

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:57 am

True. That's why I always try to take huge dumps. It eliminates my need to invest in a bidet.

The person below me has used a bidet.

Dispatch · Post by **Dispatch** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:28 am

False, but on a few occasions I have had the need to use one

TPBM agrees with me that a night on Guinness is the best thing for a good black crap

ettw · Post by **ettw** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:59 pm

True. But you can't get that up here. Only Canadian, Molson Dry, and Coors. In cans no less

The person below me has never flown north of 60.

TG · Post by TG » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:12 pm

False.

The person below me walked barefoot on top of a sea urchin.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:46 pm

False.

The person below me thinks Julie Newmar is (was) a babe!

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:38 am

ummm TRUE

shes not bad but i would make a better Kitten (meowwww)

TPBM loves to walk around naked at home ALL the time even with roomates around.

... · Post by **...** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:42 am

istp wrote:False.

The person below me thinks Julie Newmar is (was) a babe!

TRUE OH SO TRUE!!!!

The peep below me does NOT think Bull fighting is a cruel sport but will do whatever this young asks of him...

wrenchturner · Post by **wrenchturner** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:43 am

true, why should i change for them

tpbm now not only has visions of naughty catholic in her school girl uniform, but also as cat woman

... · Post by **...** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:45 am

wrenchturner wrote:true, why should i change for them

tpbm now not only has visions of naughty catholic in her school girl uniform, but also as cat woman

Did something change in the rules about this thread no one told me about???

Maybe I should delete the whole thread? It's stoooopid anyway

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:56 am

Now now no need to get grumpy Birddog, Obviously posting same time

now for your answer: FALSE I think bull fighting is cruel and if that was you Birddog i might do whatever you want

but for her I do Nothing!

TPBM likes this thread and wants it to keep on keepin' on

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:45 pm

TRUE

LONG LIVE TPBM

TPBM is in their bathroomw ith their roommate playing "swords"

x-wind · Post by **x-wind** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:02 pm

False. I don't like being TPBU. At least in this case.

TPBM wishes their roommate would quite being such a hypocrite and do the dishes and take there cloths out of the dryer and last but not least not bug them so much about your delay in dumping your girlfriend who you said only once is to clingy. P.S- please answer quickly so you know who doesn't see my name as the last poster and reads this.

scm · Post by **scm** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:49 pm

historically true if i were you....what??

ok i need something better..TPBM has peed in a beer bottle and left it for the unsuspecting.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:33 pm

False. That's fucking cruel, dude. And well, I do everything Elvis tells me.

The person below me wishes Ricky Martin would put out another CD because he's fuckin' TOUGH!

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:16 am

FALSE FALSE OH SO FALSE, (singing SHAKE YOUR BON BON) ARGHHHH DARNIT.....

TPBM shakes his/her booty to DONT CHA From pussy cat dolls.

corporate joe · Post by **corporate joe** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:33 am

Fasle. I'd rather nail my thumb to a burning building

TPBM thinks the simpsons aren't as funny as they use to be