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Post by w squared »

True. I'm going straight to hell.

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The person below me will continue this trend of posting former child stars that have/will/might turn into hot hot women.
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
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False. When the RCMP raids my house, I want all of my pictures of women on my computer to be over 18. (And I'll see you in hell, w squared. :lol: )

The person below me would do Farrah today. (Even though she looks like my former neighbour who was a major alkie.)

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False. Big hair, plastic face, too much makeup, and that whole gaunt skeletal thing....no thanks.

The person below me would rather hook up with Kate Winslet.

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False. She's too rich and pretty. That means she'll be chasing me with a pair of scissors one day screaming bloody murder.

The person below me will follow the advice of Jimmy Soul:


If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul
May, 1963 LeGrand-S.P.Q.R Records

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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Post by water wings »

good lord. FALSE. i smell burnt toast and it's istp's heart.
The person belown me can heal a heart till the cows come home.
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I'll say true. Just to stay on the positive side of things. :D

The person below me would like to make a numa numa video in Sudbury.
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FALSE, I would like to make a NUMA NUMA video w/ waterwings and Falk in YQT :shock:

TPBM thinks Haza is the hottest member of AV Canada :shock:
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True. But that doesn't make me gay. I'm just secure enough in my masculinity to recognize RAW POWER when I see it. :lol:

The person below me is scared this thread is no longer a Sticky and that it might die... :cry:
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Post by cyyz »

istp wrote:True. But that doesn't make me gay. I'm just secure enough in my masculinity to recognize RAW POWER when I see it. :lol:

The person below me is scared this thread is no longer a Sticky and that it might die... :cry:
FALSE, she'll never die!!!

TPBM hates birdie for it
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cyyz wrote:
istp wrote:True. But that doesn't make me gay. I'm just secure enough in my masculinity to recognize RAW POWER when I see it. :lol:

The person below me is scared this thread is no longer a Sticky and that it might die... :cry:
FALSE, she'll never die!!!

TPBM hates birdie for it
BUAH HAHAHA !!!!

Person below thinks this thread will survive on it's own just fine
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True But Im still worried....

TPBM is going to start a petition thread to make TPBM a sticky again.
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False, I've got better things to worry about.

TPBM wants to see more pics of tower dudette...

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True, since there's nothing good on TV these days.

TPBM will explain what the hell a NUMA NUMA video is. :smt017
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Babel Fish wrote:True, since there's nothing good on TV these days.

TPBM will explain what the hell a NUMA NUMA video is. :smt017
False their 15 minutes is almost up

TPBM believes Tower Dudette is staying at my house for a while
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Post by w squared »

False. While it's technically possible, I wouldn't bet on it.

The person below me wishes that tower dudette was staying with them for a while.
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Post by Rowdy »

False,wigwam willie is actually stayin with me. He needed a break from the res. so I set him up :D But I wouldn't mind a lil female companionship :wink: :twisted:

The person below me is suprised how long my box thread lasted
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Post by quicksilver »

True, my girlfriend might need a little more convincing though...

The person below me has 1000 hours and no Image job

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Post by quicksilver »

rowdy beat me too it... So umm...True, I am surprised it has lasted this long. And TPBM same as I said above.... Make sense to everyone?

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False! I have a job and am nowhere near 1000hrs! But I'm always looking to move closer to home :wink:


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Post by quicksilver »

True, March 14. I have yet to receive either!

The person has had a BJ while eating a steak

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Post by cyyz »

quicksilver wrote:True, March 14. I have yet to receive either!

The person has had a BJ while eating a steak

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False, but i'm interested, anyone available for the offer?

TPBM is still wondering if the two posts above are what they think they are...
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TRUE, But then again i always think dirty thoughts :lol:

TPBM loves to get spanked
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Please.........Pretty Please......

TPBM wants NC to spank them too
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NOPE, I do the spanking (takes out the paddle)

TPBM thinks Niss needs to get laid
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False. I think he needs to make a numa numa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numa_numa

The person below me just met an asshole neighbour like I did today. (What a dick! :x )
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