The person below me

[rottentomatoes]

true! I prefer men at least 10 years older than me, who does not try to act like he is 10 years younger
TPBM had a BAD hangover this morning, and lied by telling people at work that he had fever.

[200hr Wonder]

False that was yesterday.... god I hate having to sit in the back with a hanger over

TPBM wishes they where anywhere but where they are now like I do.

[Just another canuck]

True... I'm back home and can't wait to get the hell out of here.

TPBM dislikes Christmas holidays and would just rather work through them.

[sigmet77]

False, love Christmas!
TPBM will at some point be shirtless at his/her company Christmas party.

[iflyforpie]

False, we don't have a Christmas party (bah humbug!).

The PBM will at some point be pantsless at their Christmas party.

[Just another canuck]

False, that's a display better saved for New Year's.

TPBM is always too wasted to make the New Year's countdown.

[rottentomatoes]

False, I don't count down. I eat, drink and sleep.
TPBM walks around the house wearing his/her (noise cancellation) aviation headset when the roommate is having sex (like what I AM doing now).

[200hr Wonder]

False, but now that you mention it that is a great idea.
TPBM is stuck in an office and can only look at AvCanada/Facebook so many times before going stark raving mad.

[niss]

Yep

TPBM has a hard on right now.

[iflyforpie]

False, Indy just isn't doing it for me today.

TPBM is going someplace hot this winter.

[Guido]

Does Ottawa count? Tobermory?

TPBM loves Canada's winter weather!

[rottentomatoes]

False, and I don't know why .
THE PERSON BELOW ME will choose to scuba dive rather than ski or snowboard this winter, despite that he/she was rescued by a lifeguard last time he/she attempted to swim without a floating device in a pubic pool.

[Tubthumper]

False. I've never scuba dived, but have skiied at Lake Louise.... that was about 15yrs and 15lbs ago.
TPBM eats his Snickers bars (or other) with knife and fork.

[Just another canuck]

False... but I did always like that Seinfeld episode... ritzy SOB's ... LOL

TPBM has written a vehicle off from hitting a moose... or deer

[. ._]

False. And I hope I never will.

The person below me has heard various neighbours scream "YOU FUCKING WHORE!" in their apartment building.

[Just another canuck]

LOL... I actually have. There may have been some "cunts", "assholes" and "bitches" in there as well. Then it was followed by louds bangs and crashes. This was Calgary. Something similar happened in YRL as well. I'm not one to get tangled in others affairs though so not sure what came of any of this.

TPBM has screamed obscenities such as these themselves towards an unfaithful partner.

[Justjohn]

False, but those are certainly words I've heard Mom use ....

TPBM is full of Xmas Cheer

[Just another canuck]

False, Xmas is just another day. Another stupid ass holiday. I choose to spend the little money I have on me. Plus, all these "friends" and "relatives" coming around is more of a pain in the ass than anything. If I wanted to see you, I would have called since last Xmas. I'm usually drunk through it all though, which makes it tolerable. Oh wait, the food is good too.

TPBM prefers xmas ham or xmas turkey.

[. ._]

True. I prefer xmas ham though, because it's very close to xmas peameal bacon.

The person below me thinks that there should be more xmas peameal bacon.

[Just another canuck]

True... because I also prefer ham over turkey and I love bacon. I see nothing but good things coming from an xmas peameal bacon.

TPBM would rather be drinking a Robin's Donuts coffee than the Timmy's they're holding.

[Cleared to FL370]

False:

As much as I hate Timmy's swill, Robin's wasn't anybetter. I'm a Starbucks man myself.

The person below me isn't ready for Christmas.

[TG]

False, I already celebrated Christmas.

TPBM knows that he or her will be away from home working the 24th and 25th of December.

[Justjohn]

True, but I'd really rather be flying anyway.


TPBM has The Best hands and feet in a Cockpit .... Anywhere.

[niss]

True, I also have the best cock in the handpit anywhere.

TPBM is starting their own god damned coalition.

[iflyforpie]

True! The Rhino Party allied with a sprinkling of imported Monster Raving Loony Party members. I don't think there is a better way to get this country on sound economic footing.

I'm going to ponder this further over another international coalition of Beefeater Gin and Canada Dry Tonic Water.



TPBM is wishing for a snow blower.