Best Quotes

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:08 am

Here's one appropriate to this forum:

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo

ready2move · Post by **ready2move** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:56 am

"Keep the shiney side up and the ruber side down"

"I've spilled more than you'll ever drink"

both my dad

"Find a girl with small hands, it'll make you cock look Biger"

can't rember

cplanedriver · Post by **cplanedriver** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:35 am

I think that was Babe Ruth(or least John Goodman in "the babe")

"Let no power nor persuasion deter you from your task."

or "never underestimate the power of the pussy" which is precisely what a lot of us are guilty of.....
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Fly safe......

Requesting FL280 · Post by **Requesting FL280** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:03 pm

"It's hard to soar with the Eagles,
When you're working for Turkey's."

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:18 pm

"I've suffered many catastrophes in my life, most of which didn't happen."

Mark Twain

SierraPoppa · Post by **SierraPoppa** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:11 pm

You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx

200hr Wonder · Post by **200hr Wonder** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:51 pm

"This is obviously a new use of the word 'safe' which I hadn't previously encountered" - Douglas Adams

double-j · Post by **double-j** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:17 pm

Build twenty bridges and suck one c**k...you're not a bridge-builder.

cheers!

jj

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:35 pm

A good scare is worth more than good advice

WestCoast · Post by **WestCoast** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:18 pm

"If it's got tits...........or tires...........you're gonna have trouble with it"

Mitch Cronin · Post by **Mitch Cronin** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:27 pm

WestCoast wrote:"If it's got tits...........or tires...........you're gonna have trouble with it"

Some kinds of trouble ain't so bad.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:28 pm

"Cash, Grass or Ass. Nobody rides for free!"

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:01 pm

"You don't sweat much for a big girl."

That for you Ralliart......rollin with the fatties...

justplanecrazy · Post by **justplanecrazy** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:43 pm

I'll sleep when I'm dead - Warren Zevon.

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:50 pm

If it floats, flies or giggles in bed, it is usually cheaper to rent than to own.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:17 pm

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

- Al Swearengen

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:19 pm

"Bullshit baffles brains"

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:20 pm

"Youth and brains can be overcome by old age and treachery"

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:28 pm

"Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package."

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:29 pm

xsbank - my dear fellow, I most respectfully suggest that you have your last post backwards. Understandable what with the Christmas rush and grog and such, but, Old age and treachery will defeat youth and exuberance every time.

Most respectfully but correct

Oldtimer
aka The old fog ducker
aka The old fart sitting in my seat.

Stumper · Post by **Stumper** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:57 pm

it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

-Hebrews 9:27 KJB

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:20 pm

"Youth and brains can be overcome by old age and treachery"

"xsbank - my dear fellow, I most respectfully suggest that you have your last post backwards. Understandable what with the Christmas rush and grog and such, but, Old age and treachery will defeat youth and exuberance every time.

Most respectfully but correct

Oldtimer"

Treachery and age old by overcome be can brains and Youth??
I'm confused...but what the hell, I'll have another drink. When we both reach the same quantity ("number of units"), we will both be right.

Jaques Strappe · Post by **Jaques Strappe** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:52 am

" I like to Snatch Kisses, and Vice Versa."

CYOX · Post by **CYOX** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:18 am

"Jesus Saves, but Esposito gets the rebound and scores"

themilkguy · Post by **themilkguy** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:53 am

"When I was a child I spoke as a child, I acted as a child and I behaved as a child. But when I became a man I put away childish things."
- Corinthians

"Merry Christmas to ALL the pilots out there. And to everyone else: the secret is to bang the rocks together guys!"
- Douglas Adams... And me.