Niagara Air line pilot position?

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:18 am

Let us review the Rules,

1.If thy passenger uses the little airsickness bag, thoust shall buy a SIX PACK for thy trusted companions.

2.If thy passenger does not use thy little airsickness bag and covers the interior of thy flying machine, thoust shall buy a 2FOUR for thy trusted companions.

Any Questions?

Yes, thats per pax!

Ah, Nuts………………..Little Brat................

Frosty

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:25 am

Frostbite wrote:Let us review the Rules,

1.If thy passenger uses the little airsickness bag, thoust shall buy a SIX PACK for thy trusted companions.

2.If thy passenger does not use thy little airsickness bag and covers the interior of thy flying machine, thoust shall buy a 2FOUR for thy trusted companions.

Any Questions?

Yes, thats per pax!

Ah, Nuts………………..Little Brat................

Frosty

YEah and 2 more additions to these rules....

3. If thy pilot tries to hide the said bag from thy colleagues (FROSTBITE

), thy pilot shall spend the next day with a string of toilet paper hanging on his backing coming from his inside his pants.

4. If thy pilot takes 15 years to buy thy colleagues a 2four (GRYPHON

) then you shall be banished forthwith from the BIG TOP 4 ever...until you mke good.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:40 am

My aging mind has failed me. I do not recall such events.

But anyway, YSN next week, and no one leaves until said 2FOUR is gone!!!

gryphon · Post by **gryphon** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:58 pm

Hooooooooolllld the phone (unless it's a tour)......I don't owe squat!!! But if that's what it takes to remain in the big top...
Well, at least I didn't try to hide it.

And hey, at least I got a number....and a hotel room key (bastards!!).

Flying Low....I think I just clued in to who you are.....would that have been my neighbour? Blonde....kids....divorced...

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:03 pm

That would be the one gryphon!

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:34 pm

gryphon wrote:
And hey, at least I got a number....and a hotel room key (bastards!!).

MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have that prank caught on video tape for all to witness the biggest prank in Canadian aviaion histroy that went for 5 months and the truth delivered to you by yours truely....

BTW who has the tape? Let's put it on YOUTUBE for the world to witness

gryphon · Post by **gryphon** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:09 pm

ha ha ha....pricks.

Frosty, are you in YSN the second week of July?

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:47 pm

Till July 14

gryphon · Post by **gryphon** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:18 pm

Send me yer new number (I'm sure I have it somewhere...)....we'll be around probably 10-13 ish time frame, NOTL for a few days.

NAT2 · Post by **NAT2** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:53 am

I'll be in sequence.

PS. NO MORE INTERSECTION DEPARTURES AT NAT. It's my legacy.

gryphon · Post by **gryphon** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:30 am

Why not?

NAT2 · Post by **NAT2** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:53 am

SAFE-TEA

gryphon · Post by **gryphon** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:24 am

They don't make them like they used to!! Long live the BT.

BusDriver · Post by **BusDriver** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:48 pm

Hey NAT, you should use this for a pax briefing:

"It's 8:20 in the F_cking morning, no f_cking bitterness, just get in the f_cking plane and shut your f_cking mouth"

It's been a while since I have had to use that one! ( I just found the picture in my filing cabinet)

NAT2 · Post by **NAT2** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:56 pm

Funny enough, I keep it in my desk at the office. You're famous buddy!

NAT2 · Post by **NAT2** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:19 pm

And I am also sorry to report, NAT2 is down to 14 days remaining with said company as of today. The spirit shall remain, we shall not forget!