Recent arguments to save Muni frankly dumb
Was there a competition to say silliest thing?
By Scott McKeen, The Edmonton Journal
March 23, 2009

Children watch an airplane get ready to depart form the City Center airport from the Shell Aerocentre.
Photograph by: Candace Elliott, Edmonton JournalNew research suggests Edmonton's airport debate kills brain cells.
The research is mine. The study subjects are mostly, but not exclusively, bipedal human politicians. All were observed in recent weeks saying and doing dumb things to save the City Centre Airport.
Vying for the dumbest airport arguments so far are Coun. Tony Caterina, the Kingsway Business Association and Edmonton-Calder Tory MLA Doug Elniski.
Caterina was seen at a recent council meeting berating civil servants for reporting that the airport land, if redeveloped, might earn city coffers $500 million in profit.
Caterina accused bureaucrats of pulling numbers out of thin air, misleading the public and generally being obnoxious.
Caterina, you might remember, is the guy who argued the contaminated airport lands might cost as much as $1 billion to clean up.
He also argued that relocating the Muni's aviation business will cost city hall "in the billions" to settle lawsuits and leases.
Where did Caterina acquire such grossly inflated numbers? Thin air?
According to one of his council colleagues, Caterina "pulled them right out of his (censored)." In doing so, Caterina sounded hypocritical and dumb.
LIKE APPLES AND FERRARIS
The Kingsway Business Association hosted an intelligence-insulting propaganda forum last week on the merits of the Muni, featuring a former airport manager at Page Field in Florida. Coleen Baker came to sell Edmonton a message: The Muni is a gem and must never be closed.
Except it was near impossible to determine from Baker's presentation if her airport is comparable to the Muni in any way. Without serious study, it's a bit like saying NHL franchises in Edmonton and Tampa Bay have the same economic potential.
Then, during a question-and-answer session after her speech, Baker was asked to comment on the malicious, myth-making media, who lampoon the Muni as an enclave for rich guys with private planes.
Baker pooh-poohed the notion. She said a lot of pilots using airports like the Muni are hobbyists. Such people invest in private aircraft, she said, when others might buy nice boats, or "Ferraris." That's right, Ferraris.
Now to Elniski, whose provincial riding encompasses the Muni lands. Elniski hosted the Kingsway Business Association forum and expressed concern about losing medevac flights into the Muni.
DON'T SCARE PEOPLE
Elniski said an end to medevacs at the Muni might reduce the number of out-of-town patients transferred to the Royal Alexandra Hospital.
If that happens, the Royal Alex might cut service. If that happens, people in his constituency might lose some access to timely health care.
Excuse me? First of all, no government MLA should point fingers about hospital delays right now. No MLA should talk such nonsense, period. Medevac flights into Edmonton will continue even if the Muni closes. The Royal Alex will continue to accept patients. And those patients will continue to vie for the same services as Elniski's constituents.
Raising public fears without grounds to do so is beyond dumb. It's irresponsible. Frankly, I lost some respect for Elniski. He's a hard-working, affable politician. But all by himself, he proved why provincial politicians should stay the hell out of Edmonton's airport debate.
AND THE WINNAH IS ...
Yet I'm not prepared to give Elniski the award for Dumbest Argument to Date on the Muni Airport. The award goes to former Grande Prairie mayor Wayne Ayling, chairman of the alleged public interest group, the Commuter Air Access Network of Alberta.
Ayling showed up at the Kingsway Business Association forum last week to argue for a return to scheduled flights at the Muni. The Muni, he argues, is an Alberta asset. All Albertans should have a say in its future. His group wants 19-seat aircraft using the Muni to ferry passengers to and from spots all over Alberta, including Calgary.
Other Muni boosters -- Caterina excepted -- aren't asking for an increase in scheduled service at the Muni. They are smart enough to realize such a move would ultimately doom Edmonton's International Airport.
The old downward spiral would begin again, as major airlines relocated long-haul service out of Edmonton and into Calgary. The Muni would again become the spoke to Calgary's hub.
So yes, Ayling wins the prize. His argument is stupidly arrogant and strategically dumb. It only serves to remind Edmonton that as long as the runways remain open at the Muni, the threat to our air service will continue.
There will always be some community, business lobby or Ferrari driver who demands more convenient access to air service than Edmontonians enjoy themselves.
Giving in would make them look smart, by comparison.
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