RANT FILE#568 Breaking into my car
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Re: RANT FILE#568 Breaking into my car
Did he leave your vibrator in the glove box untouched?
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Re: RANT FILE#568 Breaking into my car
Rowdy: nice one!
Reminds me of another thief story, this one I watched on television
Some guy steals this mustang and starts joyriding it. The cops catch up to him and he of course takes off. Well, I guess he finally decides to ditch. So, he's at the top of a small inclined plane and decides that now of all times is the most perfect time to make his getaway, so he jumps out, forgetting the e-brake and runs.... IN FRONT OF THE CAR
Gravity, being somewhat constant, had also decided it was its turn to act and judiciously began to pull the car down the hill... ON TOP OF THE THIEF...
So there you have it, thief steals car, jumps out and gets run over by the car he stole..
Irony is a beautiful thing
p.s. Do they TEACH physics in school anymore?
Reminds me of another thief story, this one I watched on television
Some guy steals this mustang and starts joyriding it. The cops catch up to him and he of course takes off. Well, I guess he finally decides to ditch. So, he's at the top of a small inclined plane and decides that now of all times is the most perfect time to make his getaway, so he jumps out, forgetting the e-brake and runs.... IN FRONT OF THE CAR
Gravity, being somewhat constant, had also decided it was its turn to act and judiciously began to pull the car down the hill... ON TOP OF THE THIEF...
So there you have it, thief steals car, jumps out and gets run over by the car he stole..
Irony is a beautiful thing
p.s. Do they TEACH physics in school anymore?
Re: RANT FILE#568 Breaking into my car
School + Thief = Oxymoron.BoostedNihilist wrote: p.s. Do they TEACH physics in school anymore?
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Re: RANT FILE#568 Breaking into my car
Actually this is an oxymoron:SkyWolfe wrote:School + Thief = Oxymoron.BoostedNihilist wrote: p.s. Do they TEACH physics in school anymore?
oooooooohhhhh tooo sooooonnnn!!!!
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
