The person below me

[C-FKLY]

Not if it's a car-azy straw



TPBM is pondering whether vegetarians can eat animal crackers or not

[rottentomatoes]

No, they can't.

TPBM wants to move to BC.

[niss]

Nope, as clearly indicated by my ident BC can @#$! itself....


TPBM knows I was just being facetious...

[iflyforpie]

True. But I wouldn't take offense anyways.


TPBM thinks it's funny that C-FUON runs on hot-air and is registered in Quebec...

[. ._]

True. Them Quebeckers crack me up!

The person below me thinks Iggy can wave his magic eyebrows and unite this country once and for all.

[flyinthebug]

FALSE! One the most FALSE statements so far in this thread lol.

TPBM thinks Iggy should move back to England and spend the next 34 years there!

[iflyforpie]

False. I think he should move back to the US, forever...

TPBM is balding...

[C-FKLY]

False. Waaaay too young for balding.

TPBM is really glad this thread is onto a new page, so he/she no longer has to scroll past istp's peameal bacon photo

[. ._]

False. And if you slam my peameal again, I might have to repost the picture! That IS a threat!

The person below me is going to sweat his/her balls off at work today.

[Just another canuck]

True. The desert is hot.

TPBM would rather work in the heat than the cold.

[SkyWolfe]

True! I love the sun on my skin, hot is good!

TPBM sun burns easily...

[iflyforpie]

False. I tan red because of my Indian blood.

The person below me is watching this on a CRT.

[. ._]

False. My tinfoil hat can not protect me from the CRT rays.

The person below me has put a vegetable on their head to get a laugh.

[CelBatrin]

FALSE No children on this forum (I think).

TPBM thinks my avatar is better then theirs.

[SkyWolfe]

False, however, I enjoy it! One of my all time fave vids.

TPBM thinks Key lime Pie is da bomb!

[. ._]

TRUE! You ain't never had key lime pie unless you were a drunken stumble from Hemingway's house!

The person below me wishes he could have lived a bohemian 20's lifestyle.

[CelBatrin]

Negative, I hear syphilis sucks big time!!

TPBM likes White Russians. Cuz I sure do. Sip!

[CelBatrin]

True, but just for shits and giggles...



TPBM disagrees with TPAM's view towards alcohol and enjoys White Russians (or at least the consumption of some sort of alcoholic beverage).

[iflyforpie]

False. Michael Who??

TPBM thinks the Love Letter to West Jet Employees thread will make 20 pages before being pulled due to incompatible ideologies and the over-passionate expression thereof...

[. ._]

Semi-true, semi-false- depending on how you derive meaning from your sentence.

The person below me thinks english is one of the most poetic and descriptive languages in the world with words full of nuance, and a wonderfully elastic structure open to change- yet retaining full meaning and perhaps even the capability of adding aforementioned nuance to a run on sentence by such wordplay. (that really sucked, I know, but I'm too lazy to change it.)

[. ._]

True.

The person below me will post out of fear that the "Love Letter to Westjet Employees" thread will overtake this one in number of pages.

[iflyforpie]

True.

TPBM will also post for fear of the "Love Letters to Westjet Employees" overtaking this thread in number of pages.

[iflyforpie]

True.

TPBM will also post for fear of the "Love Letters to Westjet Employees" overtaking this thread in number of pages.

[iflyforpie]

True.

TPBM will also post for fear of the "Love Letters to Westjet Employees" overtaking this thread in number of pages. (Okay mods, I am done )

[. ._]

True.

TPBM will also post for fear of the "Love Letters to Westjet Employees" overtaking this thread in number of pages.