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Post by w squared »

True! Any asexual television creature that can get Jerry Fallwell (or any other nutbar born-again televangelist) on the warpath qualifies as "neat" in my books!

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False, I'm in love with La La. The way she dances, she's gotta be a girl.

The person below me thinks that little Teletubbies baby is scary.
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And all this freakin' time I thought Dipsy was a hotty!!! Burk!!!.. I mean False, true...whatever...what's the point!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

The person below me is petting his pet while typing.
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False, the pet belongs to the person whose house I broke in to.


The person below me rides sheep on weekends if you know what I mean!
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Post by Hedley »

True, I whistle at them and they back up to the fence. Velcro gloves are a wonderful invention.

The person below me wishes they were the sheep below me!
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Post by heavymetal »

False, velcro gives me a rash.

The person below me thinks an inch of ice improves aerodynamics and performance of an airplane.
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True, but I fly a Grumman.
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Post by Rowdy »

True, The more time in the freezing temps the better right? Gives me a better excuse to warm up with the woman!

The person below me poured lighter fluid in their eyes and struck a match after seeing the old lady pic on haz's post....
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Post by TG »

True!, but it hurts like hell.

The person below me had to use 42 meters of paper roll this morning after eating beans with kraft dinner yesterday.
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False. I am like Pythagorus- I don't eat beans.

The person below me was like me today, and watched his boss make a stainless steel dildo for a customer on a CNC lathe.
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Post by floatman »

False. But my boss is a Dildo.

The person below thinks that Fox News is actually mainstream and not some sort of right wing bunch of nutjobs who spew republican propaganda all over the airwaves.
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Post by BirdDog IV »

Thats TRUE

But.... the person below me wouldn't BLOW-ME :shock:
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Post by broompusher »

True, I don't put out until i have some guarntees



The person below me has leaned the hard way that "Don't shit where you eat" is probably best
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Post by TG »

True!, it is best than "don't pee where you drink"

The person below me is retarded.
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Post by Dust Devil »

False I'm special

The person below me doesn't belive broompusher won't put out for anything
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False? True? Too many negatives, I can't parse that. :oops:

The person below me can't parse that either.
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Post by Dust Devil »

true I don't know what the hell I was talking about

the person below me thinks broompusher is a slut. <-----that's what I was getting at
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Post by broompusher »

False, I know I'm a slut, just don't tell the ladies 8)




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Post by w squared »

False. A slut puts out because they enjoy it. A whore puts out because they're getting paid. I suppose that would make broompusher a whore.

The person below me is a graduate of the Velvet Jones School of Technology course "How To Be A Ho".
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False, I'm waiting for my turn at " How to fly a Ho "

The person below me owes more then a small countries GNP in student loans.


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False. I got my student loan froma small country, then defaulted on it, and the country went bankrupt. Amidst the resulting social chaos, they lost all record of my debt.

The person below me subscribes to at least two magazines with the words "plump" and "mature" in the title.
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False. The one word doesn't have an "l" in it and the other doesn't have a "ur" in it.

The person below me doesn't yet realize that LostinRotation's signature pic has writing on the t-shirt.
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False. With the number of times that I've right-clicked and "saved as" that picture to zoom in, there's no way that I could not notice the writing. I have no idea what is says...but I know there's something written there.

The person below me has been ejected from more than three "ballet" type establishments for having wandering hands.
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Post by Dispatch »

true, but the women loved it, they just didn't know it at the time

The person below me looked at the time that I posted this and said...."what a f*ckin geek"
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False. I forget all of that GMT/PST/GST stuff.

The person below me believes that corn has no function in the diet other than cleaning out your pipes.
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