The person below me

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:38 am

False. Corn provides a lively splash of colour in an otherwise dull palette.

The person below me wishes that I'd been less subtle when I was talking about adding colour to your sh*t.

Dispatch · Post by **Dispatch** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:36 am

False,you cleard up some questions I badly needed answers to regarding the delima of corn and the colour of it's shit

The person below me responds to the name Screatch and has no idea to this day why!!

jumperdumper · Post by **jumperdumper** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:23 am

False but it does start with a S

The person below me is wishing they had their room cleaned and bed made by the maid as i am right now...

TG · Post by TG » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:32 am

False!, I have my room cleaned and bed made by the maid like you.

The person below me almost got arrested by US security border patrol officers due to various suspicious "accents" from his crew and himself at the bar.

Av100LL · Post by **Av100LL** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:23 pm

True, But we wern't flying, and we were all from Cape Breton

the Person Below me has had the rubber glove at customs, and enjoyed it

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:51 pm

false, hand wouldn't fit

the person below me has crossed customs with a live chicken?
(really that is the dumbest question they ask)

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:56 pm

True... his name is George, and we are very happy together!

The person below me paid the customs' officer for a cavity search

- Isis

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:07 pm

True, but they didn't take it- they gave it to me for FREE!! Luckily I had stuffed myself with Fire Sauce laden Taco Bell food the night before!

The person below me is burning fish-sticks because he is writing on AvCanada right now. GOTTA GO!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:29 pm

False, it's lasagna! DAMN IT! I"LL BE RIGHT BACK!

The person below me's favorite ramp rat was dubbed the Ooompa Loompa

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:38 pm

False, he was dubbed "The grand PooBah !"

The person below me knows that the womens forum is mainly used to draw attention and get ppl to ask "What do you guys talk about in there ?"

-=0=LIR=0=-

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:38 pm

False. We all know that all they talk about is Hazaness.

The person below me pierced their own ear when they were a child:

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:42 pm

False, it wasn't ear.. it was Nipple!

The person below me has used a line from top gun in actual radio communications with an ATC or FSS unit..

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:00 pm

Negative Rowdy the pattern is full.

The person below me tried unsuccessfully to pick up the waitress at BP's tonight.

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:05 pm

False, she picked me up.

the person below me has a nac for pickin up the chicks while wearing the epaulettes, cruising the streets in a Ford POS

TG · Post by TG » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:01 pm

False!, nothing like a smurf flying suit!

The person below me will click to this link
http://www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/drag_and_g ... ezial.html
and confirm this is Jen.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:34 pm

True. That looks a lot like the photgenic side of a Jen that I used to know (very well)

The person below me wishes that he had a motorized propellor beanie.

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:26 pm

False I do have one <----no need to wish

The person below me wants to marry Jen

Springbok · Post by **Springbok** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:03 pm

False, the ratty ass bitch has herpes

The person below me started wanking when he/she saw Jens ass

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:27 am

False, I speed up when I saw Jen's ass.

The person below me thinks alchol induced posting is a good thing and will vote accordingly.

jumperdumper · Post by **jumperdumper** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:36 am

True....but i really like the editing feature too.

The person below took all my money in poker tonight leaving me to eat Mr. Noodle for the rest of the week........
it was a bad string off luck and i'm just a little bitter!!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:31 am

False...I took all your clothes (along with Jen's)
The fact that you're eating Mr. Noodle is directly attributable to the high price of food in Fort Nowhere(Nelson).
Did you know that when I work up there, my company adds an extra 25% onto my daily per diem to accomodate the extra cost of food?

The person below looks forward to getting a per diem...it means that they can afford to add hot dogs to their KD.

broompusher · Post by **broompusher** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:52 am

False, everyone knows that per diems are beer & ballet money

The person below me has sung "My little pony" to their Capt/FO during a flight (haven't gotten an answer yet)

TG · Post by TG » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:32 am

False!, it was "you break my heart again" from top gun.

The person below me believe that justplanecrazy have a terrible headache this morning.

Dispatch · Post by **Dispatch** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:28 pm

justplane who?????....sure I agree with anything you say

The person below me believes that 1 beer actually means "1 beer" when friends ask you out for drinks

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:29 pm

true

the person below me wants to b-low me