Conservative Commentator Attacks Muslim Mob with Canon!

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Re: Conservative Commentator Attacks Muslim Mob with Canon!

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SuperchargedRS wrote:Wait wait, so this guy with his 9yr old son took a photo in a public street and some crazy attacked him infront of his son??

If someone unprovoked (as far as a civilized person is concerned) came after me and my kid I'd lay them out. Good thing that this uncivilized attacker did this in Canada, in the US or many other countries this could ended more permanently for the attacker.
How about the German couple, who went swimming in a secluded lake, in the middle of nowhere, and pitched a tent and went to sleep afterwards???
In the morning, they were discovered with a full Kalashnikov magazine in the skin.
Would you wish to import such a culture?
We are there, as far as I see. :shock:
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Sometimes I think immigrants should have mandatory courses in how to relax like Canadians.

"So Mr. Bangaloosh, what do you do when you see a white person taking a picture?"

"I crush his head with the closest hard object I find!"

"I'm sorry sir. That may be what is done in Srebistakistan. In Canada we just let people take pictures."

"But that is anti-Saucestifarian! My Tomato Sauce God would commit me to hell if I let someone steal my soul and change it to digital information by taking a picture!"

"Well, Mr. Bangaloosh, in Canada we respect religious freedom. It's in the Charter. I recommend if that happens, you both have a beer and decide what to do about the situation."

"I don't drink."

"Maybe spark up a doob with the picture taker and become friends?"

"I don't do drugs."

"Perhaps invite him to a hockey game and discuss the similarities of your cultures and persuade him to delete the photo?"

"I don't follow hockey. It is a barbaric game for fat Canadians."

"Hmm. Maybe you could call the police and this could proceed through the courts and the judges could decide what is the most just."

"My religion does not recognize any judge other than a local head of Saucestifarianism!"

"OK. Uh, maybe you could just walk up to the guy, explain to him that your religion says you will go to hell if a picture is taken, ask the guy to delete the picture and offer to take a picture of him for his family?"

"Uh, I think I could probably do that. But he will still burn in hell like the infidel that he is!"

"Very good, Mr. Bangaloosh! You are now learning how to hide your racism like a good Canadian!"
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Re: Conservative Commentator Attacks Muslim Mob with Canon!

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Walking down same said square, you see a the hottest blonde girl walking with her biker boyfriends. She's wearing nothing but a thong, a bikini top, and stripper heels.

Anyone here thinks they would have the right (read: balls) to start snapping pictures of her walking down the street?

Do you think her biker boyfriend(s) closed fisted contact with your face would hurt:

a- just like Khadijja's?
b- stronger than Khadijja's?
c- less than Khadijja's?
d- who cares I'm getting punched in the face!

This guy was being a bully. Getting his kicks by thinking he's going to play the system and make sure the people that look different are going to pay. At the end of the day, he got a ninja punch to the face, and the cops just laughed him off. All he got was himself crying on the internet, with a few of his simple minded fans.
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Pre-judging someones behaviour based on their appearance could be construed as RACIST.
But we are allowed to tell blond jokes and make bad comments about bikers.If the biker was wearing a lot of cloth on his head (instead of a helmet) you might be accused of being a RACIST.
If she was a real bikers bitch you could ask her to take the bikini off for a better picture on the bike :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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