Best Quotes

Pugster · Post by **Pugster** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:05 am

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"

"If you think I won't respect you in the morning we can sleep till noon"

"Of coure I'll respect you in the morning, it's myself I won't respect for screwing a pig like you" (PS NEVER USE THIS ONE!!!!)

- All used unsuccessfully by a good friend of mine -

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"

- Brodie, aka: Jason Lee, Mallrats

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:35 pm

"I don't drink in your bedroom so don't f*ck in my bar"

The DJ at the bar I used to work at when customers got a little to hot and nasty on the premises.

"No friends on a powder day."

Overheard in the lift line at Fernie.

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:19 pm

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Never help a child win a scholarship because when you're getting old and finding it hard to keep up, they will be there to compete with you.-Anon

rejd · Post by **rejd** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:14 am

Go up to a girl and say "How about a pizza and a f*&k" then when she slaps you, you say "What, you don't like pizza??"

CLguy · Post by **CLguy** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:34 am

"If she played her cards right, she could have me"

TTJJ · Post by **TTJJ** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:10 pm

http://www.skygod.com/quotes/

TTJJ · Post by **TTJJ** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:11 pm

If you can't drink and do your job............

don't do your job.

TTJJ · Post by **TTJJ** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:13 pm

The only reason I drink is to try and forget the sad fact that my poor Dad

has an alcoholic son.

Quebecflyer · Post by **Quebecflyer** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:45 pm

Helicopters don't fly... there just so ugly that the Earth repels them.

CLguy · Post by **CLguy** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:34 am

Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:16 am

"so, you like stuff?"

-Ralph

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 am

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"Doctor says that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers out of there."

Also Ralph.

try north · Post by **try north** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:32 pm

"Time is never wasted, when your wasted all the time"

and

"Drink what you want, Drink what your able, If your drinking with me, You'll be under the table"

BirdDog · Post by **BirdDog** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:47 pm

"I'm trying to see it from your perspective...but I can't get my head that far up my ass!!!"

"Never argue with an idiot...they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Happy New Year folks!
Safe Flying,
Cheers

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:06 pm

Somewhere out there, a village is missing it's idiot.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:15 pm

Hey, it's quiz time. Form a phrase with these two words: off, @#$!.

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:38 pm

"No matter how hard I try, I can't drink that girl pretty!"

A friend of mine in a bar one never to be forgotten evening.

shimmydampner · Post by **shimmydampner** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:36 am

"You're not flying your 185 around the bush anymore. This is nitty gritty IFR. This is the big time!"

"Goddamit, I swear to god, if you don't f*** that girl, I'll kill myself."

"So......what? Are you girls stubble-bumpers or what?"

"A drugged person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth....."

"What was that girl? A freshman?"
"She reads at a sophomore level!!!"

low n over · Post by **low n over** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:40 pm

"A helicopter is a bunch of metal fatigue circling an oil leak"
-Burt Rutan

"The best revenge is living well"
-Jimmy Buffet

"Being famous and 50 cents might buy you a cup of coffee"
-. Yeager

"you know what the difference between true love and herpes is ?,
herpes lasts forever"
-my old multi instructor

I'd_fly_a_broom · Post by **I'd_fly_a_broom** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:43 am

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Kill one man you're a murderer, kill ten thousand you're a conqueror.

As soon as you're born you're dying (Iron maiden LOL)

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition

flyby · Post by **flyby** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:53 am

“Experience is something you get, after you needed it.”

-Me-

Longtimer · Post by **Longtimer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:11 am

"Life can be a Bitch but that is no reason for you to be one!"

Gator · Post by **Gator** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:36 am

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Chop&Drop · Post by **Chop&Drop** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:46 pm

"I'm Idaho" - Ralpf Wigam

Chop&Drop · Post by **Chop&Drop** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:47 pm

"It's crazy on the road. And aweful lonely, that's why I love pornagraphy." - Neil Diamond