MasterCard Head's Up

[grammar boy]

I think I'll start a really freakin' inane thread, then goad gullible people into getting into a pissing contest with me, and then gloat about how many idiots read my thread. Maybe I'll change my handle to something dangerous or rebellious sounding, like "danger-boy" or "non-conformist-boy".

Then my life will be complete because I am a star on an internet forum.

I think that's how I will spend my Saturday afternoon on a long weekend. Oh, wait, I can't. My kid's up from his nap and we're actually gonna go do something in real life.