VIRTUAL TOUR: Casa de Haza (Haza's House)

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:25 pm

Here is how and where I live:

My Kitchen:

Shrine:

Living room with hole in the wall:

The spa:

Haza's shag room:

Kitchen phone for ordering hookers and pizza:

Beaver guarding the entrance to the command center:

The Command Center:

Chinese laundry:

Shop and armoury:

Survival area:

Beer fridge:

. . · Post by **. .** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:34 pm

You need queer eye for the straight guy BAD.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:35 pm

Are you offering your services?

. . · Post by **. .** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:46 pm

Haza, sure I'm always willing to help out a fellow AvCanada guy. Having a mother who's an interior designer by trade I've picked up a few great tips over the years. So I'll try and apply what I've learnt over the years to your place.

Burn it to the ground and start fresh.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:49 pm

Beaver is not amused

. . · Post by **. .** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:55 pm

it's probably best if he were to be consumed in the blaze also. Sever all ties from your old life kinda thing.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:59 pm

Ok...wishing death upon Beaver is way over the line. I'm going to let him read this now. I have no control over what he will do...

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:34 pm

You don't happen to rent the basement out to a fine chap named BUFFALO BILL do you?

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it talks to Haza again.

short bus · Post by **short bus** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:35 pm

you guys just made me spit beer all over my computer.

Assholes

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:37 pm

Bill lives in the root cellar.

2low · Post by **2low** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:39 pm

delete

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:49 pm

It's Walmart's Herbal Essence knock off. I love it. Makes my head shiny.

2low · Post by **2low** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:28 pm

Itza okay mang.

FREEFALL · Post by **FREEFALL** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:53 am

And so the legend continues of the lonely life in aviation. Dude, you need a woman in your life. Throw some of that crap out!

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:02 am

hazatude wrote:Ok...wishing death upon Beaver is way over the line. I'm going to let him read this now. I have no control over what he will do...

hmmm, a pissed off beaver can't be a good thing

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:16 am

So the much used accusation of "sitting behind a computer in his mama's basement" seems apt in this case??

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:21 am

It's actually Nana's basement

I'll start my entire life story thread later on this weekend with a Q/A session to follow.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:49 am

gelbisch wrote:So the much used accusation of "sitting behind a computer in his mama's basement" seems apt in this case??

Gelbisch.

And "skeletons in my closet" Someone's got to be down there. I just know it.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:53 am

Desksky...when are you coming for that sleepover? We'll make that spinach dip in the hollowed out bread thingy.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:59 am

Let me guess, I bring special sneakers, my tracksuit and you're making the mystical punch?

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:04 am

hazatude wrote:Desksky...when are you coming for that sleepover? We'll make that spinach dip in the hollowed out bread thingy.

Is this going to be an AvCanada event, or is it just a special nite for the two of you?

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:15 am

Very Funny NC

Not sure why I got the special invitation. The best I can come up with is that paper bag on my head reminds him of many of his past "sleep over" ladies.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:20 am

desksgo wrote: Not sure why I got the special invitation. The best I can come up with is that paper bag on my head reminds him of many of his past "sleep over" ladies.

With the lights off..... ummm... anyways......

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:42 am

If you close your eyes really tight...she's a 10!

peppermint patty · Post by **peppermint patty** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:04 am

Hello Hazatude. I always thought 777 test pilots lived in cleaner homes.

Liar Liar Pants on fire.

That's not your real home, is it?