Airman's Prayer (Barroom version)

FlyByWire · Post by **FlyByWire** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:06 pm

Does anyone know all the words to the barroom version of the "Airman's Prayer?" It's the one with the chorus that goes:

Wing Commanders, Group Captains, Flight Sergeants too
Hands in their pockets with F--- all to do
Drinking the beer of the poor AC2
May the Lord piss on them sideways 'cuz the airmen are men

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:58 pm

The first thing we pray for, we pray for some beer!
Gallons and gallons and gallons of beer,
And if we have one beer then let us have ten!
Let us have a F___ing brewrey for the airmen, amen.

Chorus

The second thing we pray for, we pray for some bucks!
Hundreds and thousands and millions of bucks,
And if we have one buck then let us have ten!
Let us have a F___ing treasury for the airmen, amen.

Chorus

The third thing we pray for, we pray for some chicks!
Hundreds and thousands and millions of chicks,
And if we have one chick then let us have ten!
Let us have a F___ing whore-house for the airmen, amen.

Chorus

The last thing we pray for, we pray for the Queen!
And for the sodding old bitch that she's been,
And if she has one son, then let her have ten!
Let us have a F___ing squadron for the airmen, amen.

(wow i'm a nerd)

FlyByWire · Post by **FlyByWire** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:18 pm

Sweet.

Thanks dude.

I needed something to counter the Navy's drunken version of "Barrett's Privateers" after the mess dinner on the weekend, but I couldn't remember the words.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:48 pm

Thanks mellow...I was hoping to find that too.

....barretts rocks too though

Damnit...now it'll haunt me till I hear it !

-=0=LIR=0=-

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:51 pm

......On the King's birthday we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
We were 91 days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way
God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

\/\/0ot !

*cracks a Keiths*

-=0=LIR=0=-

teacher · Post by **teacher** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:43 am

WOW does that EVER bring back memories.....

FlyByWire · Post by **FlyByWire** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:59 am

Nothing beats a good drinking song.

Anyone have any good verses for "North Atlantic Squadron"?

In days of old, when nights were cold and women weren't invented
We stuck our cocks between two rocks and walked away contented

Away, Away, Away Away with the fyfe and drum
Here we come, full of rum
Looking for women to pat on the bum
In the North Atlantic Squadron

teacher · Post by **teacher** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:03 am

In days of old when Knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented
Men tied a sock around their c____ks
And babies were prevented

Singing away.......

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:23 pm

Many many years ago,
Before women were invented,
We slapped our cocks between to rocks
And walked away contented.

Singin' away...

All those many years ago,
When women weren't particular,
We bent 'em up against the wall,
And F_ed 'em perpendicular!

The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
The dirty little dipper;
He lined his ass with fiberglas,
And circumsized the skipper!

Edo · Post by **Edo** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:03 pm

In days old old when knights were bold,
and toilets wern't invented,
ya, dropped your load at the side of the road
and walked away contened

The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
The dirty little dipper;
He tried to scres a .22 ,
then someone pulled the trigger!