What do pilots use for birth control?

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What do pilots use for birth control?

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Their egos.
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their personality :lol:
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Their paycheque stub.
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unless of course you're working for regency. In which case you wouldn't even have a paycheck. Guess you'd have to rely on sense of humor or attidute in that case.
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Whoa!!! What don't I use? I have quite the repetoire. But my best form of birth control came when my CP decided to install my wx radar facing backward on april fools day. April Fools, my testitcles itch. Har har har. Oldest trick in the book.
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I don't need any of that, all i have to say is "Hey Baby, I drive planes"
and they all run away
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I'm a love albatross wrote:I don't need any of that, all i have to say is "Hey Baby, I drive planes"
and they all run away
You would think being an albatross would do it!!
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Thanks yoyoma, but i'm not just an albatross i'm a Love Albatross
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Looking for love in all the "long" places. (long haul, that is)
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I'm a love albatross wrote:Thanks yoyoma, but i'm not just an albatross i'm a Love Albatross
"I'm a love Yoyoma" and it doesn't cut it!! Oh well...!
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Months up North in the bush. Ever see any moose or bears resemble any pilot you know?
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Putting down moves like this in the local 'suit' bar.

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