Pick-up lines....

[Kahlua]

here are some that i heard the other day.

If you were a hamburger, id call you McBeautiful...

I may not be Fred Flintstone but i bet i can make your Bedrock....

okay im starting to hit a wall and cant remember any others...

Share some that youve heard/used (for the record i have NEVER used these) - never had to

[rotorfloat]

How about "I may not be the best looking guy in here...but I'm the only one who's talking to you.."

or...

"How'd you like to come over to my place for pizza and a f___?"

After you get slapped, look real puzzled and ask "What's the matter, don't you like pizza?!"

[. ._]

I used this one once and got shot down. I don't know why. The cool thing is that my buddy snapped a picture of me while I did it.

"Hey, do you like guys with big cocks that like to cuddle?"

And when you say b c you gotta make a gesture like you're holding a basketball.

-istp

[turbine works fine]

Or how about:

I don`t have a car.......but I can give you a ride!

[oldtimer]

Or why don't you come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up.

How about "your place then mine".
or "Your place or mine" and she said "That a good idea" you go to your place and I'll go to mine.

She called me and said "Why don't you come over. There's nobody home" so I went over and there was nobody home.

[CF-RYE]

ya wanna go halvsies on a bastard child? That one usually works

[Beaver Driver]

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Grezelda


I have an 11 inch tounge and breath through my ears

[rugbyguy]

here's one I haven't tested yet, but it sounded pretty slick:

Ask her "Do you keep lots of tylenol on hand?" and when she looks at you with a puzzled look, and asks why say "because it must hurt to look that good"

[Northern Flyer]

Beaver Diver, I'm sure that they love you tounge.

Your father must be a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

[ahramin]

Was your father a meat burgler?

Because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.

[OW]

Would you like to join me for breakfast?....

Shall I call you or nudge you???


You don't need to wait for an answer to the first part.

That one worked about thirty years ago.

[Time & Time Again]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Can I see your tan lines?

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Do you want to see something swell?

Got two nipples for a dime?

[co-joe]

Hey doo ya got any indeean in you?

You want one?

[lazionic]

Im going to flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

[5x5]

If you do happen to get shot down (honest, it can happen) just be sure to have a comeback handy.

A long time ago I was in a bar where the music was really loud. I spotted a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approached her. I said "Would you like to dance?" and she replied "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you." To which I replied "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants."

[lazionic]

If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

You know what the word of the day is?
-LEGS
-Lets go spread the word.

[red323]

If I told you you have nice body would you hold it against me?

That's a nice sweater can I talk you out of it?

[Flyin' Hack]

If I told you you have nice body would you hold it against me?

Funny anecdote to that one. Unknown to me at the time, that is also the title of a song. (Except swap the word "beautiful" for "nice") Early on in my mobile DJ'ing days, I was playing at a wedding when the bride came up to my table with that written inside a folded piece of paper, set it on the table and smiled. Without reading it, I as usual, thanked her for submitting the request and she responded with the one word, "Anytime", and a pleasant smile. Since she was the bride at her own wedding, I quickly but casually replied with, "I'll get it on for you as soon as I can." Came her reply, "The sooner the better", and walked away. When I opened up the request and read it, about 50 times, I turned about 100 shades of red, wondering what the hell was going on. I was 20 at the time, and she was a very beautiful, young, early 20's gal, but surely she couldn't mean.... could she? nahh... so I just pretended not to have seen her "request", find another song and carry on with the show. Well, she came back about 30 minutes later, asking why I hadn't played her song yet. So I played dumb (and naive), and asked which song was that she had wanted to hear. She said she wrote it down on a piece of paper and brought it to me over half an hour ago. Well, lesson learned.

Actually, there are many songs out there that can/have been used as pick up lines in the past... or at least flirtingly.

My favorite was when a girl came up and declared "I Touch Myself". Sometimes you get a sly smile by saying "Let me take care of that for you right away!"

Other goodies:
Anyway You Want It - Journey (sure, you say that now...)
Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart (Too easy!)
Don't Forget Me [When I'm Gone] - Glass Tiger (trust me, I won't)
Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company
Five Long Years - Colin James (that girl needs attention!)
Hello, I Love You - The Doors (won'cha tell me your name....)
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2 (relax, we've found each other, baby!)
I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick (hopefully she does, and she isn't one)
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred....
Like A Virgin - Madonna (yeah.... I'm OK with "like".... that works)
Talk Dirty To Me - Poison

So, armed with a good repertoire, you could say you were thinking of requesting a song for her, but was a little undecided and ask her help. Plant several subliminal messages in the form of innocent song titles, and voila... guage her reaction. There are lots more good songs though, I can't spend the time writing them all out though. But, probably not a good idea to be too direct though and toss in "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew as a choice. No point in being Mr. Vain, or you'll end up spending all your Money For Nothing and go home, One Way Or Another, with No Sugar Tonight with only Little Willy to keep you company In The Midnight Hour while you be Strokin', you Super Freak.

Now a non-music one: Call me milk, and I'll do your body good!

[just another pilot]

My face is leaving in a quarter of an hour........I'd like you to be on it..

[Lanky Pilot]

After intentionally bumping into your target stop and say "Hey can i get your number so its not a hit and run?"

[lazionic]

You know what Johnnie Walker and I have in common?
We're both excellent liquors.

[Maverick]

You don't sweat much for a big girl.

[Doctor MCDU]

Whanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

[flyinhigh]

Hey, I have a donkey in the oven at home, wanna come over for a piece of ass.
or
You must be a chicken farmer.( when she gives the confused look tell her)
cause you sure know how to raise a cock!!
Couple of east coasters for ya.

[DiscoDashSeven]

If I were YOU I'd sleep with me.

OR
Do you wanna dance?

(if she says NO)

No, I SAID you look FAT in those PANTS.