For you Toronto Maple Leaf fans.

[bandaid]

Toronto's head coach sends scouts out around the world looking for a new
centre to hopefully help win the Stanley Cup for Toronto.

One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi centre who he thinks will
turn out to be a true superstar. So, Pat flies to Iraq to watch him play
and
is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the NHL.

Two weeks later, Toronto is down 4-0 at home against Montreal with only 8
minutes left. Pat gives the young Iraqi centre the nod to go on, and he
puts
him on in place of Sundin.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 8 minutes and wins the game for
Toronto. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and

the media love the new star.

When he comes off the ice, he phones his Mum to tell her about his first
day
in the NHL. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 8 minutes today,
we
were down 4-0 but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me; the
fans,
the players and the media, they all love me".

"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot

in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your brother
has
joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time".

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say, Mum, I'm so sorry".

Sorry!" says his Mum, "It's your damned fault that we moved to Toronto in
the first place!"

[hazatude]

Oh that is good!

[monkeyspankmasterflex]

That joke is way too long for me to read and I don't really understand that much about hockey. If you check the following link the Toronto Maple Leafs are listed as having the 9th most amount of points in their division. There is also a dashed line seperating their totals from those of the 8th place Montreal Canadiens. Why the deliniation?http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/standings/

BOOYAHMF'nKAH

[CID]