Getting Your Chest Waxed?

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Getting Your Chest Waxed?

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Hey guys,

Well, I lost a stupid bet. Now I have to get my chest waxed, which is pretty hairy.

Anyone ever have this done before? Anything I can do to alleviate any pain? I'd like to know what to expect going into this!

And in case you're wondering... I bet that Detroit would come back from a 3-2 series deficit and beat Edmonton. :oops:

Thanks in advance 8)
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Have you seen the movie "The 40 year-old virgin"? If not, go rent it. Should give you an idea... :shock: :shock:
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BUahahahahaha!!!! YER SOOO PHUQUED!!!!

PHAG!!! BUah hahahaha!!!

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Geez, and I thought the Sauger party was as stupid as PAG boys got. :D
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FORTY PERCENT!
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Ahhhhhh :) well # one what ever you do don’t do it drunk; you will NOT clot, and you will bleed a LOT more than you need too, so much so I doubt you will be able to finish. IE wax don’t stick to wet things. if you are UBER endowed with the hair gene you may want to use some nair first and wait a month before hitting the wax. If time permits soak in the tub 15-30 min before the operation, the hair will absorb the water, and when it soaks down to the root apparently will allow the follicle to come out easier… Other than that good luck buddy :) you have more guts than I!!!
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C-HRIS,

YOU ARE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN!


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And CHRIS....we do NOT want photos!!
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Ummm.....Novocaine?

Yeah, it pretty much sucks to be you, man.

What would MacGyyver do? Oh wait....he's testosterone free, and doesn't have any hair on his chest, so it wouldn't hurt him :lol:

I guess you're phuqued.
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Thanks so far for the advice! I just downloaded "The 40 Year Old Virgin." Apparently the waxing was 100% real. I hope it's not as painful as it appears :shock: I was considering maybe trimming it a bit before the main event, but all the girls up here keep telling me that is useless, and that it's better to have longer hair so the wax can grip it.

Doc- you sure you don't want to see any before/after pics? ;)
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i have never waxed my chest thats for sure... but none the less anytime i have gotten anything waxed here are some things that HAVE helped...

take some advil 30 mins prior... this helps with the pain.. (if you have something stronger i.e. prescription / illegal.. go nuts ..)

make sure your hair is approx 1/8th of an inch long.. too long it wont all get caught in the wax, too short it wont hold.... just tugg em and sting but do nothing)

make sure your skin is dry.. wear a light shirt because any moisture will also cause your waxer to have to do the same spots over and over to get everything..

wear a shirt you dont care about too.. there will be some residual wax on your chest after and will ruin your clothing..doesnt come out..

after the waxing... you should use an antibiotic cream like polysporin afterwards.. some offer pain relief.. try and find one.. you are going to want it.......

after a shower for the next few days use either baby powder or the polysporin.. you dont want it to be damp or sweaty.. or else you will get a lot f irritation..

there is no real way to get around it hurting.. and yep.. it hurts a fair bit.. but let us know how it goes

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so uhhhhh SYT What did ya get waxed??

Just curious :lol:
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Be happy you're not getting your ass crack hair waxed/pulled????
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Suck it up and take it like a man. The more you think about it the worse off you'll be. next time your in the betting mood dont lose. :D
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Nothing.. i was the one that won the bet with chris...

haha just kidding..

what did i have waxed???

none of your bee's WAX!!!!

hehehehe :lol:
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OWWWWWWWWWWW Kelly Clarkson!

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CHRIS....shave your chest the night before....no hair...no pain!
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I defenetly want to see before and after pics.

Good luck buddy.


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C-HRIS , this is a joke right or maybe times are changing but I can't ever recall a bunch of guys sitting around betting getting waxed. Maybe betting a case of beer or banging the ugliest broad ya could find in a bar but waxing?????? What next eyebrow plucking?
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nark wrote: PS. YTH has girls?
YTH has some of the hottest girls in all of Canada! I'm sure you regret leaving, don't you ;)
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N2 wrote:C-HRIS , this is a joke right or maybe times are changing but I can't ever recall a bunch of guys sitting around betting getting waxed. Maybe betting a case of beer or banging the ugliest broad ya could find in a bar but waxing?????? What next eyebrow plucking?
Well, it was my bright idea. I made the bet "casually" with my roomate who then spread it around all over work. The bet was that if I win, my roomate had to buy me a tub of yogurt- but if I lose, I will agree to get my chest waxed. Obviously my brain wasn't working that day, but oh well, a bet is a bet. If I try to chicken out of it, I'm sure you could guess what would happen to me!
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Be a real man, a metrosexual: Back, sack and crack!
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xsbank wrote:Be a real man, a metrosexual: Back, sack and crack!
I'll tell you what- if Ottawa loses the next game to Buffalo, then I will....maybe I should lay off the bets for the rest of the playoffs :lol:
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The missus reads these forums... and she says, "baby powder and prayer"
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I like the idea of before and after pics.

email them to me, and I'll post them. pm me for details.

-istp :lol:
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