As promised,
On a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish Countryside. The pump attendant, obviously know nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground,
"What are those" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well what on God's earth are dey for" inquires the Irishman.
"They are for resting my balls on when I'm driving"says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus". says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
For you Tiger fans
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