New business idea...

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:26 am

I am thinking of starting up a peameal bacon exporting company with an airplane, so I can fly the peameal bacon to various parts of the world. Anyone who is very rich and interested please pm me.

-istp

short bus · Post by **short bus** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:48 am

talk to helinas, you could get in on his caravan idea and do a hamilton-buffalo bacon sked. best of luck

AV8OR · Post by **AV8OR** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:20 am

I'm in! Which parts of the world eat peameal bacon? I'm not rich, but interested. Better than eating pasta for 3 years, eh istp?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:53 am

We could just drop the bacon from the plane...no need to land. Anyone know where to get a used Norden bomb sight?

JakeYYZ · Post by **JakeYYZ** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:09 am

Ha! I've got you beat!

Jake's Clean Shave

Are we going to just sit back and let the new FIVE BLADE RAZOR declare
itself to be the be-all and end-all of men's facial grooming?
Well -I bloody well hope not!

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A virtual monolith of precision cutting capability!
Seventeen case-hardened blades caress the user's face
(while held by at least three qualified attendents) into baby soft,
whiskerless serenity while at least a dozen drippy blondes longingly stroke those manly chins.

This may be advertising's finest hour. Now's your chance to get in on the
ground floor of The Jake Mark 17.

He who hesitates, eh?

(The Jake Mark 27 is on the drawing board with a proposed launch set for 2009.
Act now to avoid disappointment.)

AV8OR · Post by **AV8OR** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:40 am

Maybe you can use the Mach 17 for slicing the peameal bacon.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:14 pm

Jake, our businesses can partner, as this is en vogue these days.

Peameal bacon and razors- 2 things that EVERYONE needs!

BRILLIANT!

(We might need a bigger plane now though.)

-istp

niss · Post by **niss** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:57 pm

Uniform Bravo Charlie is at your disposal.....Air Pork Beard is about to launch.

fmrc3ame · Post by **fmrc3ame** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:21 pm

Just an idea but why not setup a charter to carry all the banned liquid beauty products that can't go into carry on luggage. It will be a niche market to start and before you know you'll be carrying laptops, cell phones and ipods. Because who really wants to put their laptop in checked baggage. You could charge extra for Mullet hair products as well.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:44 pm

Great idea, fmrc3ame, however I'm very sympathetic to the mullet. Even though it would be bad for business, I think I'd offer discounts for transportation of any mullet enhancers.

-istp

grounded · Post by **grounded** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:07 am

Maybe you guys can get one of those cool call signs, like "Hairy Swine 315" Think of the tail art, and the uniforms too!

petite · Post by **petite** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:34 pm

Dude...I was daydreaming about bacon when I got off my shift this morning. I blame you