AMAZING OPPORTUNITY!!!
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 7:49 pm
Six months. You will need other employment. Read on.Position Overview
Contract Term: May – October 2026
Yeah.. because you’ll have to still live at home or with a sugar momma/daddy to afford this job.Location: Based in Southern Alberta (local candidates strongly preferred)
By themselves this isn’t a big deal.. together.. it screams a shady operation.Aircraft: N-Registered PAC750XL
Schedule: Wednesday – Sunday (5 days per week), based locally
Why don’t you just say what it is? What do you have to hide?
The net is cute.. but remember.. this is only six months out of the year. “Daily performance bonus” is probably free coffee. Real companies advertise what it is. Assume it’s nothing or very little.Compensation: Minimum $3,000/month net base + daily performance bonus
In other words.. this job will just pay for an apartment in Southern Alberta and nothing else.
Not only are they saving a ton on payroll tax and deductions.. but so are you! Wait.. the bank wants my gross income? They will barely even give me a credit card for my gross earnings? What do you mean I have no EI for off season? What do you mean I have no disability or health insurance or workers compensation? Hey but good thing I can write off the gas in my mom’s car!Employment Type: Sub-contractor (must have own GST number)
Training: Provided in late April 2026 (no training bond required)
Of course not. It’s not a type rated aircraft and you’re not even affording a ticket to New Zealand to go top dressing in the only other ones in the world.
Good luck. So many better opportunities out there.
Mandatory Requirements
Applicants must meet all of the following minimum criteria:
- 1,000 hours Total Time
Don’t bother.- FAA Commercial Pilot License with Instrument Rating
- Valid FAA Medical Certificate
- Minimum 100 hours Turbine Experience
Meaningless.
Slavery- Strong work ethic and ability to work safely with minimal supervision
This is one of the dumbest things put in job ads. I avoid pressure, I don’t seek it.- Proven ability to perform effectively under pressure
Excludes anyone willing to work this job- Solid Pilot Decision Making (PDM) skills
No self respecting pilot with the minimum qualifications would apply. If you have 208 time you can make at least three times as much seasonally, five times as much year round.
Preferred Qualifications
Preference will be given to candidates with:
- Flight experience exceeding minimum requirements
- Previous experience on PAC750XL or C-208
- Tailwheel experience
- Residence in Southern Alberta
Hahaha!Application Notes:
Minimum requirements are firm – only applicants meeting the stated criteria will be considered. Candidates exceeding minimums will be shortlisted.
It better be paid! (It probably isn’t).Training will be conducted in late April 2026.
A professional pilot with no self-worth.
This role is ideal for a professional pilot who thrives in a seasonal, high-responsibility environment and values a supportive, safety-first operation.