What are your New Year's Resolutions for 2007?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:12 pm

I'm going to quit smoking, get married and start having children.

Juggs · Post by **Juggs** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:56 pm

start having children

Oh yeah? So you forgot to add sex change to your list or you have had one previously?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:58 pm

I meant that I'm going to insemenate a woman with my Hazaseed!

200hr Wonder · Post by **200hr Wonder** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:50 pm

It is a good thing that 100LL rendered Haz infertile already.

Pratt X 3 · Post by **Pratt X 3** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:33 am

200hr Wonder wrote:It is a good thing that 100LL rendered Haz infertile already.

Don't forget all the times he's been zapped by weather radars that have been 'accidentaly' left on!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:13 pm

I've got three overly simple ones:

Lose the 20lbs I picked up this year

Finish another two chapters in my book

Find year round flying gig!

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:26 pm

Never drink again.......

ettw · Post by **ettw** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:56 pm

niss wrote:Never drink again.......

Don't make a resolution you know you can't keep.

Happy New Year

ETTW

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:35 pm

stop eating peanut butter and jam straight out of the jar.

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:06 pm

Do you know what one of the few things I remember saying new years eve was? "If I am going to be a pilot, I need to learn to drink".

After about 12 shots of tequila, 2 beers, 1 glass of champagn, my girlfriend her brother and his 2 friends were dragging me on the floor and after that I dont know apparantly I was concious for another hour or so.

I woke up in a bed very puzzled......

IIRC I did 9/12 shots of tequila within around a half hour.

I didnt puke though, and I didnt have a hang over so I guess i did allright.

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:37 pm

Niss, that's nothing to brag about! Alcoholism is a disease. You shouldn't brag about hurting yourself in the manner you did...

When you've gone to a friends house, met an Austrian and wound up in res a an ungodly hour lighting shots on fire, then end up with burns on your hands the next day adn can't figure out where they came from...

OR when you've downed the better part of a bottle of vodka in an hour an a half, annoyed every girl at the party, gone upstairs and owned the bathroom for 4 hours striaght, shitting and puking at the same time, then woken up to the party winding down and walked home at 4 in the morning in -20 deg wx...

OR gone out for your 21st birthday, and woke up in a foregin country stark naked with no ID and snuck back into Canada (with a river as the border)...

OR started a pub crawl at noon and ended up on top of the Norgoma drinking Nothern Brewries swill, get busted by a security guard and almost fall into the water trying to get off the bloody ship, also during winter...

OR started to BBQ and drink at 1300, invited over a girl you really want to impress, continue to drink rediculous amounts of alcohol cause you're really nervous, been completely un-able to walk by 2000, get put to bed by the hot girl you wanted to impress only to feel a sudden need to vomit a minute later, finding the bathroom occupied by your roommate and resorting to the kitchen sink to recieve everything you've had for the last 7 hrs, gone back to bed, woken up in the morning with no clothes and wondered whether you were just puking infront of the hot girl you were trying to impress, or puking NAKED infront of the hot girl you were trying to impress till your roommate comes home 4 hrs later to tell you...

Well, then you can start to brag

Wow, I just realised I know alot of really fun people.

So I guess my New Years resolution is to keep drinking with fun people.

TerrainTerrain · Post by **TerrainTerrain** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:35 am

mellow_pilot wrote:

Wow, I just realised I know alot of really fun people.

So I guess my New Years resolution is to keep drinking with fun people.

Wow, I just realised I've been a fun guy a lot of times in the past.

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:12 am

While my alcohol induced daze may pale in comparison to many of others, it is still one I wouldnt care to repeat. That was a little to drunk for me. I like having fun, but not at the expense of my girlfriends night getting ruined. I will continue to drink, but I think half a bottle of tequila maximum, just enough to make me happy and warm.

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:42 am

TerrainTerrain wrote:
mellow_pilot wrote:

Wow, I just realised I know alot of really fun people.

So I guess my New Years resolution is to keep drinking with fun people.
Wow, I just realised I've been a fun guy a lot of times in the past.

Let's go drinkin!

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:37 pm

Wow, for a "mellow pilot" you sure have some rowdy friends!

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:30 pm

Haven't always been so mellow. In fact, the whole thing's a cover.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:21 pm

co-joe wrote:Wow, for a "mellow pilot" you sure have some rowdy friends!

hahaha i aint mellow friend

cloudcounter · Post by **cloudcounter** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:00 pm

no booze for me
I am already happy enough y' unnerstand?
I threw out some dvd's too in my personal fight against vicarious reality

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:23 am

Well I don't drink I don't believe in it, I have a great time without having to standing on roofs shirtless firing fireworks from the crotch, or doing front lawn fight club crap. In fact its reasons like those my friends made me quit drinking

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:46 am

You mean you don't believe in it like Santa? Cause I'm pretty sure drinking exists, DON'T BURTS MY BUBBLE!!!!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:06 am

I resolve to wasting DAYS AND DAYS playing World of Warcraft.

In a way, I'm looking forward to it, because it's attainable, and at least I'm sitting up watching the boar slaying and not laying down watching Oprah.

(Side note: the only reason she's popular is because there is NOTHING on TV at 5:00 PM)

-istp

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:06 am

buy another 'ho either kind will work

grimey · Post by **grimey** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:14 am

mellow_pilot wrote:Niss, that's nothing to brag about! Alcoholism is a disease. You shouldn't brag about hurting yourself in the manner you did...

When you've gone to a friends house, met an Austrian and wound up in res a an ungodly hour lighting shots on fire, then end up with burns on your hands the next day adn can't figure out where they came from...

Just your hands?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cXdcehNJv4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_vCcFPWE0

TerrainTerrain · Post by **TerrainTerrain** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:09 pm

istp wrote:I resolve to wasting DAYS AND DAYS playing World of Warcraft.

In a way, I'm looking forward to it, because it's attainable, and at least I'm sitting up watching the boar slaying and not laying down watching Oprah.

(Side note: the only reason she's popular is because there is NOTHING on TV at 5:00 PM)

-istp

I have no interest in World of Warcraft, but you sir, are impressing me!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:56 pm

Dust Devil wrote:buy another 'ho either kind will work

I'm gonna make it mine to find a way to get you to change that HORRIBLE avatar.. JEebus that thing creeps the everlasting shit out of me!