You May Be A Redneck Pilot If...

[Mile High Guy]

You May Be A Redneck Pilot If...


... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.
... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.
... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar.
... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.
... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One.
... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!
... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft.
... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big 10-4!"
... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "sugar" or "little darlin'."
... she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck.
... you have ever used a relief tube as a spitoon.
... you glance down at your belt buckle to help you remember your N-number.
... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide.
... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud."
... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."

[hazatude]

That was actually pretty funny!

Someone should do a, "You Might Be A Hoser Pilot If...".

[Lurch]

That was actually pretty funny!

Someone should do a, "You Might Be A Hoser Pilot If...".

1. You wear a pair of Aviators sun glasses
2. Your watch has a Whiz Wheel
3. You wear epaulettes and fly a C-172
4. You know all the words to Top Gun (Opps thats 99% of pilots )

[2R]

I can play dixie on the stall horn
Although i prefer to play Oh Canada and get the student to sing along

omfg i es a redneck cracker

[C-GGGQ]

I got number 2 and possibly number 4 on the hoser checklist lol

[Lurch]

That was actually pretty funny!

Someone should do a, "You Might Be A Hoser Pilot If...".

1. You wear a pair of Aviators sun glasses
2. Your watch has a Whiz Wheel
3. You wear epaulettes and fly a C-172
4. You know all the words to Top Gun (Opps thats 99% of pilots )

5. Ever purchased a PPC or sold yourself on EBay

[hazatude]

6. Have ever worn a toque over your headset.

7. Know what joke, "Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes", is from

8. Fly in the circuit and not the traffic pattern

9. You know who Cat Driver is

[Redneck_pilot86]

I felt obligated to comment here, but I really have nothing to say. Good post.

[twotterflyer]

You May Be A Redneck Pilot If...

...your Tow Tug is more mobile than your Airplane.

[1000 HP]

What's wrong with my glasses?

[International Harvester]

You might be a hoser pilot if:

You wear bars and were never in the military
You vote Liberal

[twotter]

9. You know who Cat Driver is

I guess I'm screwed!!