Humour for the Day: Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's
Annual Office Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He doesn't even remember how he got
home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.
Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries
to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love,
Jillian"
Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, then puked in the hallway
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so clean. Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table
waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
lady, I'm married!"
Broken coffee table: $39.99
Hot breakfast: $4.20
Two aspirins: $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless
Humour for the Day: Priceless
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