I held a newborn baby tonight.

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I held a newborn baby tonight.

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And it made me want one of my own.

My paternal clock is ticking, ladies...
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Either the cops are looking for someone in the hammer who kidnapped a baby from a maternity ward, or Haz stumbled across a dumpster baby.
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Sweet Jesus!! look your doors! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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That reminds me.

I have a date with a urologist coming up soon. Omigod, omigod! I can't wait!

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Parents.. Warn your daughters!!!! :shock:
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avoid marraige? :lol:

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Haza, give me a shout if you need bail... :wink:
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Haz, when women feel that way its called "Aching uterus".

What is it called when men feel that way????
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ybp wrote:Haz, when women feel that way its called "Aching uterus".

What is it called when men feel that way????
Aching shaft.
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I wasn't lying. Poor little guy became all unwrapped while I was holding him :(

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Ahhh Haz, He has your hair cut
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hazatude wrote:I wasn't lying. Poor little guy became all unwrapped while I was holding him :(
Lucky he didn't tinkle while the wrapping was loose!
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Don't have kids Haz, they'll make you lose your hair!
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niss wrote:Don't have kids Haz, they'll make you lose your hair!
And Breastfeeding will cause the breasts to sag :(
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Lurch wrote: And Breastfeeding will cause the breasts to sag :(

Shhhhh. I really didn't want everyone to know that.
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Haz,

No ones gonna want to take a go at you with no hair and sagging man tits, are you sure you want to have a kid, dont you want the guys to think your pretty still?
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At least he didn't vote liberal. (you know you'll be gettting that all week, man)

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niss wrote:Haz,

No ones gonna want to take a go at you with no hair and sagging man tits, are you sure you want to have a kid, dont you want the guys to think your pretty still?
My titties are quite nice thank you.
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haz, that photo is very cute...

hope you come see me and baby when the baby comes!
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Dash-Ate wrote:just the thing for niss, a new avatar

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What can I say? Breastfeeding isn't for everyone.

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Niss, that's a five minute penalty for over-sharing. :smt018
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