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by hazatude » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:39 pm
And it made me want one of my own.
My paternal clock is ticking, ladies...
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by niss » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:45 pm
Either the cops are looking for someone in the hammer who kidnapped a baby from a maternity ward, or Haz stumbled across a dumpster baby.
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by Chickaddd » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:53 pm
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by . ._ » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:14 pm
That reminds me.
I have a date with a urologist coming up soon. Omigod, omigod! I can't wait!
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by Meecka » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:17 pm
Parents.. Warn your daughters!!!!
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by Dash-Ate » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:18 pm
avoid marraige?
check this out (safe for workplaces)
http://tinypic.com/4v4yvt
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by miss soufrits » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:55 pm
Haza, give me a shout if you need bail...
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by ybp » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:02 pm
Haz, when women feel that way its called "Aching uterus".
What is it called when men feel that way????
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by the_professor » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:23 am
ybp wrote: Haz, when women feel that way its called "Aching uterus".
What is it called when men feel that way????
Aching shaft.
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by hazatude » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:14 pm
I wasn't lying. Poor little guy became all unwrapped while I was holding him
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by Lurch » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:20 pm
Ahhh Haz, He has your hair cut
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by Widow » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:21 pm
hazatude wrote: I wasn't lying. Poor little guy became all unwrapped while I was holding him
Lucky he didn't tinkle while the wrapping was loose!
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by niss » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:44 pm
Don't have kids Haz, they'll make you lose your hair!
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by Lurch » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:31 pm
niss wrote: Don't have kids Haz, they'll make you lose your hair!
And Breastfeeding will cause the breasts to sag
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by Widow » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:39 pm
Lurch wrote:
And Breastfeeding will cause the breasts to sag
Shhhhh. I really didn't want everyone to know that.
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by niss » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:19 am
Haz,
No ones gonna want to take a go at you with no hair and sagging man tits, are you sure you want to have a kid, dont you want the guys to think your pretty still?
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by . ._ » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:51 am
At least he didn't vote liberal. (you know you'll be gettting that all week, man)
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by hazatude » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:10 pm
niss wrote: Haz,
No ones gonna want to take a go at you with no hair and sagging man tits, are you sure you want to have a kid, dont you want the guys to think your pretty still?
My titties are quite nice thank you.
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by SYT_YYZ » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:32 pm
haz, that photo is very cute...
hope you come see me and baby when the baby comes!
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by niss » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:02 am
Dash-Ate wrote: just the thing for niss, a new avatar
What can I say? Breastfeeding isn't for everyone.
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by ybp » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:41 pm
Niss, that's a five minute penalty for over-sharing.
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