C. Cargo Job Ad

[Adam Oke]

Captain/First Officer (Claus Cargo Inc.)

Date: 24 December 2007
Position: Captain/First Officer
Company Name: Claus Cargo Inc.
Contact Person: Mrs. Claus
Street Address: 172 Aviation Lane
City: North
State/Province: Pole
Country: Canada
Web address: http://www.sclaus.ca
Email address: sclaus@npole.com
Phone number:519-152-1723
Fax number:519-654-3210
Send Resume By: Mail
Aircraft Types: SLD9

Job Description:
Join the team of one of Canada's finest cargo flight
departments. Claus Cargo Inc. strives to instil safety, integrity and
professionalism in all aspects of its operation. Our company has a solid
foundation based on team players that enables it to provide premier services to
our valued clients.
We are currently looking for First Officer's with a minimum of 1,500TT
and 350 MRPIC (Multi Reindeer), and Captain's with a minimum of 2,000TT and 500 MRPIC for
our SLD9 (SLED 9-Deer)
$10 000 training agreement required if you do not possess a current PPC
C1000 (Cringle 1000) experience an asset, though G1000 will suffice. Must enjoy little people, children, and live stock.
Our current chief pilot lost his medical so we require an immediate replacement to start on the 25th.

No phone calls please. Only those who qualify will be contacted.

Thank you.

Salary:$ As per company pay scale
Closing Date:25 December 2007

Look at this joker! As per company pay scale! GROW SOME BALLS and POST YOUR SALARY! Training Bonds?! HONESTLY!

[Hoov]

Sounds like a good gig, I cant stand little people, kids or livestock though. Don't be bitter just cause you dont have the time. Its always a catch 22 though, cant get insurance to fly reindeer without having the PIC but you cant get the PIC because no one will insure you.

[TopperHarley]

I'd like to apply for job to shovel the sh!t left-over from the reindeer. I'm also willing to hand clean the bags they crap in. Also, I'd like to request to be based in Shammattawa.