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To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip, I just want to let you know
about the little accident I had with your pick up truck.
Fortunately, the damage isn't too bad. More importantly, I
didn't get hurt. So please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into
the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but
your truck came to a halt when it bumped into our car.
I am really sorry, but I know that with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a
picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. P.S. Your Girlfriend called.