I found a new use for my Leatherman

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I found a new use for my Leatherman

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Well gang today I found a new use for my Leatherman, walking through the desert this morning I accidently brushed up against a Cholla Cactus.....it was quite an experience as a section about the size of a lemon with one inch spikes was buried in my shirt sleeve and my arm.

The pain is second only to getting your nuts tightened in a bench vise.

Anyhow I managed to get my leatherman out of my pocket and proceeded to try and remove the cactus spines from my arm, somehow I got a little to much in a hurry and the damn thing came out of my arm and stuck in my other hand....if you have never felt the pain of these things my advice is don't ever get one stuck in your body anywhere.

That was about eight hours ago and my arm and hand are still hurting like a dozen bee stings, and I have over twenty puncture marks.

This is one time I wish I had not quit drinking so I could pound back about a gallon of whiskey to ease the pain.
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Looks like a lovely little item to tangle with!

http://www.astroshow.com/flowers/cholla3.jpg
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You have my sympathy!

BUT what REALLY has me curious is how you would know how this compares to "getting your nuts tightened in a bench vise"?
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Well you know how TC and . get along :smt040
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No not that one Blakey that is a Jumping Cholla and no where as bad as the one I tangled with..

Look up the Teddy bear Cholla and read what that sucker is like.....I couldn't believe how fast the section seperated from the plant and how deep the spikes were buried in my arm.

I don't know how long it took me to remove all the spikes but it was like having twenty bees stinging all at the same time.

Well you know how TC and . get along :smt040
Yeh, highflyingpilot we do have our differences....but it is me who gets their nuts in the vise.....just ask Dave Nowzek and Merlin Preuss because they have been in the vice with me turning the handle.
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Good thing I lived the life I have because it has made me almost oblivious to pain...how else could I have survived 55 years in aviation.....reminds me of the time I was bitten by a black Mamba in Africa..we rushed the snake to a veternarian but the poor thing died before we got it there. :mrgreen:
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Love my leatherman, my gerber too....
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Apparently you're supposed to use olive oil on your skin (if you have some nearby) for the tiny pieces of the cacus barbs as it softens the skin and allows them to fall out.
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Hey ., now you know the difference between TC and a cactus. With a cactus the pricks are on the outside. :)
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Siddley Hawker wrote:Hey ., now you know the difference between TC and a cactus. With a cactus the pricks are on the outside. :)
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And speaking from experience I can state that you need more than a Leatherman to remove a TC prick.

But with a lot of pain and suffering it can be done.
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Playing golf in Arizona I as well had an encounter with the Jumping Cholla! They told me not to go off the fairways to get lost balls, I didn't listen!
I swear that cactus attacked me, I had barbs all down my leg and arm. I was so mad that I smashed the sh*t out of that cactus with my golf club!
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dman119 wrote: I swear that cactus attacked me, I had barbs all down my leg and arm. I was so mad that I smashed the sh*t out of that cactus with my golf club!
That probably got ya on the shit list at the Sierra Club. :D
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Why do they call it a JUMPING CHOLLA ?

I've never heard of such a cactus, Just curious is all.
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Ah I see, Interresting
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You're how old? I thought everyone knew not to touch a cactus.
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