Denmark sets first 'Masturbate-a-thon'

[JakeYYZ]

I’m not sure if this is more proof of the Scandi menace or are they simply on the cutting edge of the AvCanada Lifestyle?

ISHOJ , Denmark, May 30 (UPI) -- Organizers of Denmark's first "Masturbate-a-thon," set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.

The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories -- including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm -- the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.

Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.

Link: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/200 ... -thon/4703
Since when did the Leafs start playing games in Denmark?

[timbob]

"Since when did the Leafs start playing games in Denmark? "

If Sundin entered he would probably win; what with all his experience with the circle jerk in Toronto.

[V2-OMG!]

But....how will they know if the women are faking it or not?

[xsbank]

Thanks for sharing this one, Jake.

[Rockie]

But....how will they know if the women are faking it or not?

Good question. It could be argued that fake orgasms deserve their own category. The problem is if a woman enters that category, but then inadvertantly has a real one can she then change categories?

[Hedley]

That's sort of like the question of performance-enhancing
drugs, and olympics. I personally think there should be
two olympics - one where you HAVE to take steroids, and
the other where they are banned. No one would watch
the latter

[pistonbroke]

Is Viagra banned from the games.

[niss]

I have been training non stop since I was 12.

[atwork]

I was in one of these before and finished first and third.

[niss]

So do they call it a circle jerk or a relay race?